I'm a little nervous

Did you bang her? 13jockey

I tried but she said I was too big for her. 13jockey

lawlz much vin

I didn't want to hurt her so I had to swallow my pride and zip up my fly. haermm

And leave your high heels behind? haermm

They were so pretty too. haermm

With the feathers and everything. cryoh

Yeah and now that **** has them. cryoh

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

Wait 9 months, if you have a baby, you're pregnant haermmjockey

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

You're having a problem? Sounds more like you're having a delusional episode about being pregnant...

Originally posted by Baylin
You're having a problem? Sounds more like you're having a delusional episode about being pregnant...

pointandlaugh

What an idiot.