[A Tribute To JesusIsAlive]

This thread amuses me, I will allow you to continue 😉

You do not know what you are getting yourself into Pittman. The word of the holy church teaches us to negate those that one would call carnal pleasures. Wouldn't you like to feast on such pleasures? Come, follow my teachings and I shall show you how to obtain everything your heart desires, or I shall devour it!

Rule in hell or server in heaven think

The fact that heaven pleases us with the return of all our fallen reletives leaves little to the imagination. The fact that they are dead still stand. Empty shells with limited interaction can never replace those which have kept a piece of our hearts. Heaven promises empty fulfillment, in exchange for endless worshipping.

why rule only hell? when i die i'm going to overthrow god and rule over an army of marshmallows...
mean, evil , zombie marshmallows. and then i'm going to conquer earth and give free cookies to my followers 😄
those who join me now will not suffer too much under my rule. 😛

Perhaps in a realm which exists only to dwarf San Francisco, but in this society, you will fall and regret every decision you've ever made!

i won't fall >.> i shall make sure i conquer everyone and to have my zombie marshmallows devour those who oppose me

You are as lost as those who call themselves saved. The black abyss will swallow this entire post modern art fa*gotry travesty we call life. Those worthy of accepting their fate will be deemed worthy to pass through the seven rings of hell, as it is written on the back of every Wheaties box!

wheaties? really?

i bet my marshmallows can beat your wheaties anytime xD
besides, the wheaties may say all that, but my notebook says i shall rule over everything and everyone, and i trust my notebook, it never decieves me 😄

While you're at it, rally up a three way with the Holiest clergy man and the 14 year old who wants to increase her penis size, I meant her 'boyfriend's' penis size.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
The Satanist vs. The Holiest

When JIA become the holiest anything it's a sign that Satan is taking over.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
When JIA become the holiest anything it's a sign that Satan is taking over.

Precisely, I have done well.

i'd rather not do that, it would not amuse me, i better go conquer heaven with my fiery chainsaw

You bore me DS. Bore me more then an actual Nintendo DS. Away with you.

😆

oh my, i got pwned

If you would call it that.

😆

Such 'cute' creatures have no place in hell, they shall all be turned into umbrellas!

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Such 'cute' creatures have no place in hell, they shall all be turned into umbrellas! [/B]