[A Tribute To JesusIsAlive]

Started by Scythe5 pages

Said umbrellas will then be sexually mutilated, so when the acid rain comes about, protect you they shall not!

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Said umbrellas will then be sexually mutilated, so when the acid rain comes about, protect you they shall not! [/B]
pitt_dance Good times are had by all

Bring me the cold corpses of the children slain in sin. If you're really lucky, I'll vomit on thee. Bathe you in urine and greased in lube, they shall all attend class in my rectum.

>.> *backs away carefully*
my marshmallow zombies would never turn into umbrellas >🙁

Your efficiency has turned into an umbrella DS, tattered and turned inside out. There's no hope for you, not even among the abandoned.

meh, i need no hope, i shall rule and that is final

You are what we call in the underworld 'piss-cup', 'Meg Ryan' and 'human filth'. You'll have a special place in hell regardless.

I have a question regarding Satanism.

What is the point of worshiping Satan if he's weak? because God created Satan God holds power over him, so if and when Armageddon comes the person you worship will just get b*tch slapped back into the cage he came from. I never understood this.

Originally posted by Bruce Leeroy
I have a question regarding Satanism.

What is the point of worshiping Satan if he's weak? because God created Satan God holds power over him, so if and when Armageddon comes the person you worship will just get b*tch slapped back into the cage he came from. I never understood this.

Ah finally a serious matter. With all stereotyping set aside, Satan has never been an actual 'figure'. Yes the fallen angel once proved to be a threat to all that is holy, but keep in mind, it all goes by newly surfaced standards that there has to be a balance that cannot be shifted. To some, Satan is not a figure cloaked in black or an angel with blackened wings, it is the entity of evil. Do you follow me? A horned demon ruling the underworld is all but myth. Where in response, a crazed madman breaking into your household and hurting the ones you love would in turn be the real devil, do you understand?

The holy saints worship an idol, a being. Evil is an infection that can never be extinguished. Real Satanists worship these foul acts of sheer evil. they don't promote them, but rather come to expect them.

The Satanists of lore which have been dated to the Knights of Templar are long gone. There are no Black Masses where babies are melted to become oil candles and a virgin is defiled in front of many, and if anything like that is still being held, then they are criminals with issues.

I grow weary of such bitter talks of plagues and abominations. Aid my slumber.

hehe,lolz,almost like Barkdonaldsjockey

Originally posted by TRH
hehe,lolz,almost like Barkdonaldsjockey

What? How's this like Barkdonalds?

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Ah finally a serious matter. With all stereotyping set aside, Satan has never been an actual 'figure'. Yes the fallen angel once proved to be a threat to all that is holy, but keep in mind, it all goes by newly surfaced standards that there has to be a balance that cannot be shifted. To some, Satan is not a figure cloaked in black or an angel with blackened wings, it is the entity of evil. Do you follow me? A horned demon ruling the underworld is all but myth. Where in response, a crazed madman breaking into your household and hurting the ones you love would in turn be the real devil, do you understand?

The holy saints worship an idol, a being. Evil is an infection that can never be extinguished. Real Satanists worship these foul acts of sheer evil. they don't promote them, but rather come to expect them.

The Satanists of lore which have been dated to the Knights of Templar are long gone. There are no Black Masses where babies are melted to become oil candles and a virgin is defiled in front of many, and if anything like that is still being held, then they are criminals with issues. [/B]

'kay, so lemme see if I understand what you're saying.

Modern-Satanism isn't the belief in an actual, living mystical being (Like God, and Satan.). Rather, "Satan" is just a symbol symbolizing the chaos and evil things that go on in the world. Is that what you're trying to say?

I love heated intellectual battles... puts me right to sleep

Typical OTF. *sigh*

I'm not trying to debate or argue with him, just understand his beliefs. There's nothing wrong with that.

^^ Not cool.

^^
inaccurate

Where'd Scythe go?

I am actually enjoying reading this...