Re: At World's End Translation
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Hi
Remember when we did "what they were really saying" with COTBP and DMC? Let's do it for AWE. If anyone knows how to get ahold of a script, that would come in handy. Otherwise we'll have to just watch the released clips or do the best we can from memory. I'll do my best.Last scene first:
Child: (singing) ..."and really bad eggs, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Translation: (singing) ..."and followed by Mum, singing, ever singing her song. Mum's song, Mum's song, because I don't have a dad.
(Elizabeth smiles and catches up to him)
Translation: Animals of Shipwreck Cove, I give you, your Lion King!
(Out on the horizon, the Flying Dutchman approaches. Captain Will has an eager expression on his face.)
Translation: If she can notice I bought a new shirt, the curse will be broken.
Lion King! lmao!!! 😂 😂
I'm not sure i remember everything
Lizzie: I vote myself
trans: my milkshake brings all the pirates in the yard
Jocard: I vote myself
trans: I like pie
Barbossa: I vote myself
trans: you have no milkshake
Chevalle: I vote myself
trans: OOHHH!!!! You got moded!!
Corsair: I vote myself
trans: I got man boobs!!!
Mistriss Ching: I vote myself
trans: I have milkshake too!!
vilanueva of Spain: I vote myself
trans: yours are all wrinkly!!!
sri sumbaji right hand man: Sri votes himself
trans: Hahahahaha very true!! i have a voice no one can have
Jack: I vote for Captain Swann
trans: I agree she has the best milkshake i do her- i mean she is the best!!
😂
but actually they said their names.. 😉 well, some of them.
Barbossa: What are ya doin'?
trans: what he said
Jack: No, what're you doing?!
trans: what he said
Barbie: No, What ARE you doin'?
trans: shut up, stop giving orders!
Jack: No, what are YOU doing?
trans: bloody heck, this is my ship! I'm the captain!
Barbie: No, What ARE you doin'?
trans: I had it longer!
Jack: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
trans: so what?! it's my bloody ship, you stole it from me the last time!
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
trans: I'm the captain, and that's final!
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
trans: no! I'm the bloody captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
trans: as said
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
trans: *thinks of something witty*
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
trans: as said.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
trans: Shut up, I'm the Captain if you two don't bloody shut up!
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
trans: why in the bloody davey jones locker is he joining our argument?
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
trans: as said
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
trans: would've been a bad captain mate, just have to vote for you because you're the only friend i'm left with.
that sucked.
oh well.. *skips away merrily* 😐
OOOOH!!! 😄
ill try one!!! 😄 😄
Will Turner: You left Jack to the kraken.
You remember it, right? The big sea monster that looked oddly like a giant vagina??
Elizabeth Swann: He's rescued now, it's done.
Giant Vagina? Bloody hell, Will...is that ALL you think about?
[pause]
Elizabeth Swann: I had no choice.
Maybe you should get a giant vagina and stop talking about other people's...
Will Turner: You chose not to tell me.
You mean YOU have a giant vagina?
Elizabeth Swann: It wasn't your burden to bear.
I'm saying nothing now...but you'll find out for yourself at the end of the film...
Will Turner: But I did bear it, didn't I? I just didn't know what it was.
I bet Jack's seen your giant vagina...
Elizabeth Swann: Will... you thought I loved him.
You don't have to love someone to show them your giant vagina...
Will Turner: If you make your choices alone... how can I trust you?
You hussy!
Elizabeth Swann: [pause] You can't.
Oh do shut up...you were just too slow and one-dimensional to get in there first!
*apologises right away for the use of giant vagina...and hopes to god that she isnt offending anyone 😄*
And another one! 😄
*couldn't resist, mates 😄*
Captain Jocard: There has not been a king since the first brethren court, and that is not likely to change!
Remeber what happened last time? We ended up picking the homosexual with the dodgey limp in his left leg...
Captain Teague: Not likely.
I wonder if anyone would notice if i plucked on my guitar strings and spurted out the chorus to 'satisfaction'...
Elizabeth Swann: Why not?
omg omg omg omg omg its keith richards! I wonder if he'll sing the chorus of 'satisfaction'?!
Gibbs: Because the pirate king is elected by popular vote...
Keith bloody richards...hes in the movie for five minutes and he gets paid more money than ME!...not that im bitter or anything...
Barbossa: ...and each pirate only votes for himself.
Except for me...I vote for Keith...I LOVE YOU KEITH!
Jack Sparrow: I call for a vote.
Ha...this should go down well...like a lead balloon...
[Barbossa rolls his eyes as Captain Teague starts playing the guitar]
Show off...
Captain Ammand: I vote for Ammand, the Corsair!
Well, if i dont vote for myself, then who will??
Captain Chevalle: Captain Chevalle, the agilent Frenchman!
But im also pompous and very much up my own arse...as you can tell by my lacey cravat...and my scary makeup.
Mistress Ching: Mistress Ching!
I think these are my only lines in the film...i had better make them memorable!
Gentleman Jocard: Gentleman Jocard!
What did the chinese woman say?? I've forgotten already...
Elizabeth Swann: Elizabeth Swann.
Ah...I see the pattern here... I wonder if anyone would notice if i stuck my finger up my right nostril and made funny faces at Keith...he might write a song about it...
Barbossa: Barbossa.
This is getting boring and tedious...It makes you wonder if there is anyone left in the cinema actually watching the bloody movie...
Captain Vallenueva: Captain Vallenueva.
Hey...i could be in with a chance here...I've got one vote already!
[Captain Teague stops playing his guitar]
Those thirty seconds have cost disney more money than they own...
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth Swann.
Bugger! Wrong name! ..thats what you get for having her on your mind, you stupid git!
[the court begins to yell]
The stupid pirate voted for her because hes got a crush...great, now the movies ruined!
Elizabeth Swann: What?
I'M KING, I'M KING!!! NER NER NER NER NER NER!
Jack Sparrow: I know. Shocking, isn't it?
I'm never gonna live this one down....
**Sorry! I didnt realise someone had done this one!!!**
TMaira...thank you ...i loved your posts...they made me laugh....
okay I'll try one...
Elizabeth: It would never have worked out between us.
Trans: Why couldn't you have let Stupid Bloody Will die and then you and I could be together and I wouldn't have to be doing the honorable thing....
Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Trans: She wants ME bad....oh, that Stupid Bloody Will....why does he get one day with this hot pirate chick..I'm the Real Pirate...not the Whelp...
Jack: Once was quite enough
Trans: Crap, she just get enough of me.....I should have brought my Altoids...then who knows what one more kiss would have led to, instead of getting in the long boat to go visit Will..I should just throw you over my shoulder and take you down to my cabin...damn propriety....
Elizabeth: Thank you, Jack
Trans: Bloody hell....I can't believe this....he's not going to do it....i was hoping he'd just cast propriety aside, throw me over his shoulder and bring me to his cabin...but NO....he's too much a good man...damn, now I'm going to have to get in that long boat and have boring sex with that Immortal Fish Man.....oh what's his name...