I think I'm going to die...

Started by Strangelove8 pages

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
That's a rare occassion for me.
well I meant OTC pain killers.....

but yeah ermm

Originally posted by Scythe
Everynight, sometimes twice a night.

Turds with holes? That's some Guinness book of world records!?
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
beer...lots of it.

Beer? Eugh! Where's the hard sh*t? Goldschlager(sp?), Everclear, etc?
Originally posted by Strangelove
well I meant OTC pain killers.....

but yeah ermm


I took tylenol. I'm completely fine now except for the knots on my head. 😂

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Turds with holes? That's some Guinness book of world records!?

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You intrigue me...

Originally posted by Scythe
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You intrigue me...


😛 Why thank you.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
😛 Why thank you.

Worthy of this goatdevil indeed.

Originally posted by Scythe
Worthy of this goatdevil indeed.

Oooooh, good or bad? droolio Lolz.

Quite good.

Originally posted by Scythe
Quite good.

That's awesome, I feel like a new woman.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
That's awesome, I feel like a new woman.

You flatter me, and in a manner that doesn't require hot gas being expelled out of someone's rectum.

Originally posted by Scythe
You flatter me, and in a manner that doesn't require hot gas being expelled out of someone's rectum.

Oh really? Tell me about it. 😛

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Oh really? Tell me about it. 😛

Well, I was babysitting a small infant after it's parents went out for smokes. I lulled it to sleep with promises of candy dreams and sunshine statues. Then, I farted, and the lil' brat woke up crying...

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I was babysitting a small infant after it's parents went out for smokes. I lulled it to sleep with promises of candy dreams and sunshine statues. Then, I farted, and the lil' brat woke up crying...

xd2 Well that was a good story. 😛 I thought you were going to say something about me though.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
xd2 Well that was a good story. 😛 I thought you were going to say something about me though.

Well, here's a story about you.

This one fine day, Ranger Jones and I were in the park eating eachothers ice cream, when all of a sudden Ghey-Ninjas appeared and started to hoot at us. I shat, puked and pissed myself. (Not exactly in that order) Ranger Jones jumped in my arms and you came out of somewhere and snapped the Ghey-Ninjas lil' Ghey-Necks until they dropped to the ground dead. Then we kissed your hand and I died alittle inside...

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, here's a story about you.

This one fine day, Ranger Jones and I were in the park eating eachothers ice cream, when all of a sudden Ghey-Ninjas appeared and started to hoot at us. I shat, puked and pissed myself. (Not exactly in that order) Ranger Jones jumped in my arms and you came out of somewhere and snapped the Ghey-Ninjas lil' Ghey-Necks until they dropped to the ground dead. Then we kissed your hand and I died alittle inside...


Lmao that made me laugh and blush all at once. 😍 I loves it!

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Lmao that made me laugh and blush all at once. 😍 I loves it!

It's funny, I emerged with rabies that day...

Originally posted by Scythe
It's funny, I emerged with rabies that day...

Well don't look at me, look at Ranger Jones!

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Well don't look at me, look at Ranger Jones!

I have, for fourteen years...

And I need a change of scenery if you know what I mean...

beer

Originally posted by Scythe
I have, for fourteen years...

And I need a change of scenery if you know what I mean...


naughty Sure do.
Originally posted by TRH
beer

Grossssss!

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
naughty Sure do.

Grossssss!

maybe