I think I'm going to die...

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
naughty Sure do.

You tempt me. I would gladly get in your toy-filled van.

Originally posted by Scythe
You tempt me. I would gladly get in your toy-filled van.

Postez

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Who says I have a van, bebbeh?

Your bumper sticker on your Van's bumper that clearly states:

"This is totally my van!"

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Originally posted by Scythe
Your bumper sticker on your Van's bumper that clearly states:

"This is totally my van!"

...

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I can't get anything past you.

Nope, unless you're Pairs Hilton, that b*tch is like greased lightning...

Originally posted by Scythe
Nope, unless you're Pairs Hilton, that b*tch is like greased lightning...

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
She's in my trunk.

Once you kill her, can I put her in my ice-box?

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Once you kill her, can I put her in my ice-box?

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
She's in my trunk.

Hahahaha, you've got junk in the trunk!

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahahaha, you've got junk in the trunk!

Originally posted by TRH
shake it

I'm talkin' about her car TRH, how can she shake her car unless..

Oh!

Boioioioioioioioioioioing!

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm talkin' about her car TRH, how can she shake her car unless..

Oh!

Boioioioioioioioioioioing!

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
This morning I was 3/4 asleep and I raised my body up and my head hit a glass shelf thing above my bed that had dog figurines and a large angel figurine and guess where it all went?

Right on top of my head!

That woke me the f*** up so now I am sitting here with the most ungodly pain on top of my head and it will probably create pop-knots the size of Mars. I can't even touch the top of my head! cry Tylenol hasn't kicked in yet.

I hate being a freakin' ditz.

man up pussy

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahahaha, you've got junk in the trunk!

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
man up pussy

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
man up pussy

You tranny. haermm

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I thought I was going in your freezer. cry Make up your mind, arsehole!

Erm, ok.... I chose you. Paris Hilton can rot in jail.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Erm, ok.... I chose you. Paris Hilton can rot in jail.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
w00t I feel special!

Actually you should feel special. Although, that choice was heavily influenced for my distain of Paris Hilton than it was influenced by how much I want you in my freezer. Either way, didn’t you say you think you're going to die anyways?

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Actually you should feel special. Although, that choice was heavily influenced for my distain of Paris Hilton than it was influenced by how much I want you in my freezer. Either way, didn’t you say you think you're going to die anyways?