Should Paris Hilton go to jail?

We all know she's not the brightest tool in the shed. And having a rich father and getting whatever she wants doesn't exactly prove her morals. But does the kid deserve time in the slammer? What'll happen? Will her jailtime be cut in half (again)? Will she break out?

...Will she drop the soap?

All these questions and more all want your thoughts!

I hope Paris gets She-Raped

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I hope Paris gets She-Raped

Violent. I like it 😉

Yes, but she should die in a fire more.

Well she's out now, predictably. Money's blatantly changed hands somewhere.

Since when do people get out of jail for "health reasons"? ****ing bullshit.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6731143.stm

Just 3 bloody days. Its just pathetic. You wouldnt find me or any of us gettin the same kind of treatment.

I'd say WTF to the penal system, as they've just set a precedent for any criminal who'd rather serve their time at home, but I doubt anyone besides celebrities would get this treatment.

I read she served a total of 5 days of her 45 day sentence, it was then lowered to 23 days after the first or second day for "good behavior"...

I'll never understand America's fanatical fascination with celebrities and allowing them a free pass when it comes to crimes. It'll be funny, if next time she's out driving under the influence (which she will do) she hits and kills somebody.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I hope Paris gets She-Raped

I hope Paris gets Me-Raped.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Well she's out now, predictably. Money's blatantly changed hands somewhere.

Actually her jail time has just been cut in half not eliminated...

She deserves to go to jail. May my father bless her.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Actually her jail time has just been cut in half not eliminated...

She gets to serve a "terrible" 18 days of home arrest... whatever will she do to pass the time?

Originally posted by BackFire
I hope Paris gets Me-Raped.

Considering she weaseled her way out of a crime, I'd pay to have you ass-rape hourly for the remainder of her sentence.

Originally posted by BackFire
I hope Paris gets Me-Raped.

Yeah, I'll ****ing bet the officials refused to disclose any details...

This is bullshit, she payed her way straight out of prison. If you do the crime you do the time, no matter who you are. If that were me or anyone else on these boards we'd have served a full sentence.

Originally posted by Robtard
She gets to serve a "terrible" 18 days of home arrest... whatever will she do to pass the time?

Considering she weaseled her way out of a crime, I'd pay to have you ass-rape hourly for the remainder of her sentence.

Lovely, will only cost you 10.99 an hour, plus expenditures for food, water and condoms (Nah, I won't be using condoms).

She gets to serve a "terrible" 18 days of home arrest... whatever will she do to pass the time?

She could always pull a Pete Wentz with her phone, if you know what I mean... -nudge-

I'm pretty sure she has every luxury known to man in her bedroom. That's just one room in her house... O_O

Excuse me while I go marry Paris Hilton...

Originally posted by BackFire
Lovely, will only cost you 10.99 an hour, plus expenditures for food, water and condoms (Nah, I won't be using condoms).

What will your children look like? Half Heiress, Half Anus? (That was in reference to FeceMan...take no action)

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
We all know she's not the brightest tool in the shed. And having a rich father and getting whatever she wants doesn't exactly prove her morals. But does the kid deserve time in the slammer? What'll happen? Will her jailtime be cut in half (again)? Will she break out?

...Will she drop the soap?

All these questions and more all want your thoughts!

Who gives a damn what happens to a spoilt socialite whore?

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
She could always pull a Pete Wentz with her phone, if you know what I mean... -nudge-

I'm pretty sure she has every luxury known to man in her bedroom. That's just one room in her house... O_O

Excuse me while I go marry Paris Hilton...

Excuse me while I insist that if you do; test yourself for STIs etc. Oh, and make sure you keep an eye on your car keys.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Excuse me while I insist that if you do; test yourself for STIs etc. Oh, and make sure you keep an eye on your car keys.

You odn't think she'd sell them for pr0n mags do you? Ans since when was I old enough to drive anyway? 😕

Another looming question, Will she be as famous if her name is changed to Takamine Paris? Just saying...