Originally posted by History Buff
I just heard she was dragged out of LA Court kicking and screaming being escorted by a female deputy sheriff. She needs to take her punishment like a man. She would be more respected if she did that.
The only way she would be respected is if she lost the pooch got practical clothes (though the ones she wears are hot) and got a real career instead of slutting up places...
Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
She's in house arrest?...You mean the same ****ing house which has 4 bedrooms? With huge TV? And all those glorious crap? You've got to be kidding me. That's not house arrest, thats vacation.
Her mansion is way bigger than that. But everythings probably all tiny. She loves everthing small, small dog, small boobs, small attention span, small audience, small brain, the list goes on...
I've officially laughed to death. And gotten resurrected.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Her mansion is way bigger than that. But everythings probably all tiny. She loves everthing small, small dog, small boobs, small attention span, small audience, small brain, the list goes on...
Anyone who has gotten too drunk and beaten up five cops knows that jail is not all the bad.
What? Did I give away some privet information? 😕 😆 jk
Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
I've officially laughed to death. And gotten resurrected.http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
Awwe... She looks so sad and out of sorts. It almost makes me want to hug her...
Almost...
Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
I've officially laughed to death. And gotten resurrected.http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
Boo hoo hoo
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.
I hope this acting was better than what she did in "Wax Museum"
She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
Translation: "Daddy! Pay them MORE money! Pay then now!"
Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a dangerous place for her."
Criminals with HIV still have to serve prison time, what in the hell does she have, that she can't do 45 days in county lockup.
Originally posted by Robtard
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.Boo hoo hoo
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.
I hope this acting was better than what she did in "Wax Museum"
She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
Translation: "Daddy! Pay them MORE money! Pay then now!"
Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a dangerous place for her."
Criminals with HIV still have to serve prison time, what in the hell does she have, that she can't do 45 days in county lockup.
LOL! So true! Oh your god... I just thought of something. What'll happen when her father is dead and she inherits the entire chain of hotels?! I'll have to sleep in Holiday Inns! AGGHHHHH!!
w00t. I'm buying this shirt.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140127020824
Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
w00t. I'm buying this shirt.http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140127020824
It may not be right, but I love it! ^_-
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
LOL! So true! Oh your god... I just thought of something. What'll happen when her father is dead and she inherits the entire chain of hotels?! I'll have to sleep in Holiday Inns! AGGHHHHH!!
It'll be in name only, the shareholders will manage the company I'm sure, she'll just get a large chunk of stock and be filthy rich... that is if she doesn't kill herself (overdose, drunk driving etc.) beforehand.
Funny part of it all, if she hadn't tried to buy/weasel her way out, she would have only had to serve 23 (or less) days total, not the 45 the judge ordered.
Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
bleh.. prison these days is like having an apartment for free... decent food... cable...exercise equipement.. visits dedicated to having sex... when does the punishment start again? she shouldnt even be crying.. I'd be like "woohoo!"
I've never understood why there is weight equipment in jails. Why would you want the person that tried to mug to last time come out even stronger?