H.j.f.s.h!

is now officially open! *cuts ribbon*

'Hallucination Jacks For Sale/Hire'
We'll let you rent one out for yourself.. 😉

We also have Will Turner, James Norrington, basically everyone on the racks!

The payment is a 2 barrel of rums a day, and they should be full! 😉

We need our merchandise back at noon, but you can rent them at anytime... 🙂

the sale part, well.. we only sell the posters and stuff of the Hallucinations.

Business, we're open whenever i'm around... 😉 anyone can work for me, just send you resume to me through this thread...

We have nothing to do with the Disney Company though. 😉

PS: THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.. i repeat, fun mates... 😉

Can I rent-a-Jack PLEASE? the captain One

And Can I work Here??? lol it would be funnnnn!

we need your credentials mate.. 😉

you need to know how to do 'GOOD BUSINESS' around these parts...

and, yes, but i need him back noon. 😉

noon there or noon here?

*faxes in "credentials"*...and waits...PATIENTLY 😂 =]

Let me know tomorrow if I make your crew lol

*Yawns* GoodNight Sleep Tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite!

eh. noon your time mate.. 😉 if its noon there right now, noon the next day.. 😉

2 barrels of rum, pay-up!

ahh... *reads credentials* it says here that you helped sell a ship that Beckett once comandeered... after looting the ship and throwing him overboard.. 😂

is that true?

Perhaps lol. It's night time here

*Pays Up*

Well, he had to die one way or another... 😂 =]

😂

*stores barrels, and checks if full*

thanks for doing business with us mate!

*brings out a big gift-wrapped box* here he is... and report for work everytime you can mate... 😉

I will Ma'am Pleasure doing business with you!

*Opens Gift Box* Awwwwwwwwwwwwe he's soo CUTE Very Good Job

I'll report for duty A.S.A.P, but for now...I'm signing out...Jack's calling me 😂 =]

lol, have fun! 😉

i want one!!! and can i b a worker? lol *snail mails credentials*

who would ya order mate?

there are a lot to go around.. 😉

hmm.. snail mail?... *waits.. verrryyy patiently* lol.

i want a jackkie poo....and an willi poo! lol...i wanna sit and laugh at orli coz hes a eunich, while i make up with my shirtless jack😉

hmmm.....

2 barrels of rum a day mate, 4 barrels for ya cause you ordered two.

i need em back by noon lol...

no you can't keep either. 😛

how many days are you getting both? 😛

1 day. *pays up*

5 second later...WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?

lol...!

*looks into the rum barrels* okay.. full... 😛

*hands over big gift box*

open it up already, will and Jack would fight in there... 😂

*opens* Stop fightin over em you two! i love you both! *kisses*

I'm gonna play with mine later lol.

*recieves credentials.. finally*

hmmm....

seems here that you tried to wreck the dutchman on a few occasions.... and escaped from Davey Jones clutches... hmm

oh...yeah..u heard about that ey?

ah.. darling, you sent it to me.. 😛

ahh...buit i didnt send THAT bit...someone must have snuck it in...dun dun dunnnnnn