DISCLAIMER
Dear All Future, Present, or Past Hallucination Jack Purchasers,
Please excuse Jaeh_JediPirate in all of her sales. She seems to have broken in to our private rum cellar and has gotten herself drunk every night for several days. She does not recollect the true owner of all of the Hallucinated Jacks and the only person who has the ability of selling them. We will, however, relinquish the problem right now by revealing the owner of the Jacks: Ivebeendepped43. Please disregard all previous sales of Jack hallucinations ASAP. We are sorry for the mix up and hope it does not cause any serious emotional trauma. If you have any questions, please contact us with them. Again, we are so sorry for this mistake. Thank you for your time and understanding.
Sincerely,
Ivebeendepped43 and her VERY BIG AND BULKY security crew.