Sasquatch Vs Rhino

Started by snoopdogg4 pages

Spider-Man beat him up in a physical battle recently also. But I'm will to write that off as jobbing.

Name a Marvel character.

He's probably owned Rhino.

Hell, from Thanos to Punisher have owned Rhino.

Stilits-man?

rhino doesn't win, sasquatch 10/10

Originally posted by TrollDog
Stilits-man?
Is that a cheap other company rip-off of Stilt-Man?

Because I don't think he's owned Rhino.

sasquatch grabs the horn mid charge(cause walter is an uber football player) and whips rhino into a mountain, rhino's guts squirt out of his face like a pizza pop in the microwave.

then walter goes back to banging narya, with a cigar in his mouth 😮‍💨

Sasquatch ---> Class 70
Rhino ---> Class 85

Rhino wins, end of story.

"Oh but Rhino is a jobber and Marvel makes fun of him all the time!". Yeah, I know. F*ck jobbing and f*ck Marvel, as far as I know this board has a different set of rules.

Originally posted by Premutos
Sasquatch ---> Class 70
Rhino ---> Class 85

Rhino wins, end of story.

Not only is that completely wrong... but it's also a horrible way to decide who wins in a fight.

Originally posted by Premutos
Sasquatch ---> Class 70
Rhino ---> Class 85

Rhino wins, end of story.

"Oh but Rhino is a jobber and Marvel makes fun of him all the time!". Yeah, I know. F*ck jobbing and f*ck Marvel, as far as I know this board has a different set of rules.

Rhino is Class 80 iirc.

Originally posted by Premutos
Sasquatch ---> Class 70
Rhino ---> Class 85

And yet actual comics show us that isn't true.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Not only is that completely wrong... but it's also a [b]horrible way to decide who wins in a fight. [/B]

Ok, so let's decide who wins in a fight the way they do in comic books then:

- Good guy trunces bad guy

- Most popular character trunces least popular character

- The character the writer is a fanboy of trunces the character the writer is not a fanboy of

And so on, 80-90 percent of the time. 😆

Originally posted by Premutos
Ok, so let's decide who wins in a fight the way they do in comic books then:

- Good guy trunces bad guy

- Most popular character trunces least popular character

- The character the writer is a fanboy of trunces the character the writer is not a fanboy of

And so on, 80-90 percent of the time. 😆

Penile support tube?

Is that why Black Bolt has a winning record against the Hulk?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Penile support tube?

Is that why Black Bolt has a winning record against the Hulk?

No, that's why Hulk beated (Skrull) Black Bolt, Dr. Strange and Sentry in WWH. It has to do with the rule about writers' fanboyism.

Wanna see more examples? How 'bout Norman Osborn beating Mr. Hyde and Whirlwind in the latest Thunderbolts one-shot? Or Catwoman beating Cheetah? Or Joker punking Psimon in Salvation Run? There are MILLIONS of examples, dude.

Was that Black Bolt Hulk beat a Skrull?

I smell a gym sock.

Originally posted by Premutos
No, that's why Hulk beated (Skrull) Black Bolt, Dr. Strange and Sentry in WWH. It has to do with the rule about writers' fanboyism.

Wanna see more examples? How 'bout Norman Osborn beating Mr. Hyde and Whirlwind in the latest Thunderbolts one-shot? Or Catwoman beating Cheetah? Or Joker punking Psimon in Salvation Run? There are MILLIONS of examples, dude.

And what about the other three times? When BB was a relatively unknown character punking one of the most popular characters in Marvel... almost easily.
Nevermind the fact that the writer had to make the character more powerful to achieve said results.

After getting his ass kicked, and using weapons?
I don't even remember what happened there, so you have one.
When P wasn't fighting back, and Joker started off with a cheapshot?

Millions of examples, yet you used four. One holds true.

Either way, your previous statement forgot to include fight skills, speed, durability, intelligence. Which is why it was faulty. As you only based it on one aspect.

And also, Sas is stronger than Rhino, has better feats, better showings, and almost everything you can think of, he's better at, except losing.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
And what about the other three times? When BB was a relatively unknown character punking one of the most popular characters in Marvel... almost easily.
Nevermind the fact that the writer had to make the character more powerful to achieve said results.

It falls within the 10-20 percent range but since they were still building up BB's character it's understandable.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
After getting his ass kicked, and using weapons?
I don't even remember what happened there, so you have one.
When P wasn't fighting back, and Joker started off with a cheapshot?

Getting his ass kicked? He should have been MURDERIZED by Whirlwind's super-speed before he ever had the chance to use any weapons.
Any idea why a planet-buster like Psimon sees the Joker coming to him with a stone in his hand and doesn't obliterate him on the spot?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist

Either way, your previous statement forgot to include fight skills, speed, durability, intelligence. Which is why it was faulty. As you only based it on one aspect.

So true, we're talking Rhino here so the power level aspect is completely irrelevant. So yeah, Rhino loses cause somehow an 6in Deadpool beats him up off panel HA HA 🙄

Sassy has stood up to Hulk and even the monstrous Wendigo. Wendigo would tear Rhino apart with little trouble, even easier than either Sasquatch or bloodlusted Hulk against Rhino boy. I'm pretty sure this match has been made before. Sasquatch wins 10/10.

Originally posted by Ruin
Sasquatch easily. Stronger, faster, smarter, etc.

Just as a general tip: handbooks are generally very out of date, not even written by comic writers, usually have misleading or even false limits for characters, and are sometimes fan voted (depends on which one you use).

Comic books are the most realiable and true way to gauge a character. Their actual appearances and feats.

Anyway, Parker has hurt Rhino plenty of times. It's far from impossible. "Impenetrable" is just a word unless it is actually shown to be as such...he's had it ripped off before and has been knocked out in various manners as well.