POTC pants jokes(its funny you should read some!)

Started by LoveJackSparrow6 pages

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have one!! "Oh really? To ensure Mister Turner's pants, then?" or "Suppose we be'er... save it as soon as we can. What with our pants in such a vulnerable state, and all."
ooorrr

"they intend to do him the honor of releasing him from his pants."

LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! OMG hilariouse. I can't read the ones LJS posted! I dunno wgy I can't see them. Have they done this one?

Barbossa: By the pants you're right...where be Jack's pants? bring them forward.

Jack: WHat do u say to three pants and we forget the name?

Jack: Those pants do not flatter u at all. It should be pants or nothing! I happen to have no pants in my caben.

Jack: Much more better! It is a drawing of pants. Gentlemen what do pants do?

Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! OMG hilariouse. I can't read the ones LJS posted! I dunno wgy I can't see them. Have they done this one?

Barbossa: By the pants you're right...where be Jack's pants? bring them forward.

Jack: WHat do u say to three pants and we forget the name?

Jack: Those pants do not flatter u at all. It should be pants or nothing! I happen to have no pants in my caben.

Jack: Much more better! It is a drawing of pants. Gentlemen what do pants do?

LOLLLLL!!! 😆 😆 😆 😂

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I need to ask the person who made those to make those!!!!! But yea the one that you said Jack: How bout 4 shillings and we forget the pants..that one has already been made..but the other ones havent be made yet so i will ask!

Oh you said 3 pants never mind...ill ask them to do that one then

OMG I'm LMAO

LOL!!! I love this thread!

Davy Jones: Tell me Jack, do you fear death?
Jack: You have no pants.

Jack: Ladies will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course you have no pants. I've never been in pants. It's pronounced PANTS. And by the way, no. I've never actually met Bizzaro but I love his pants and all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my pants, are once again gone. Savvy?

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! "my pants are once again gone" LMAO!

Jack😮ur pantss are very much alike. Mine and yours. Yours and mine. Ours!

Will: Hurry someone will have heard that.
Jack: Not without my pants!

EVERYONE TOGETHER: Yoho Yoho! A pirates pants for me!

Still everyone: Yoho! all hands hoist the pants high!

LMAO

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Liz: We are under the law of the jurisdiction of port royal and you WILL tell us what our pants are being charged with!!!

LOL!!! I luv pants jokes.

yall guys are making me laugh so hard! oh and if i repaet some tell me so i can get new pant jokes!

I think i posted you stole my pants already but oh well!

Oh my pants! I just read Aranhnid1--and thank you thank you thanks!!
I've read it three times now and i'm still laughing. You may take the helm, young Mister Arachnid1--you've plotted a true course. Whenever I feel blue, all I gotta do...is remember, it's pronounced PANTS. hysterical

lol?

Originally posted by Arachnid1
LOL!!! I love this thread!

Davy Jones: Tell me Jack, do you fear death?
Jack: You have no pants.

Jack: Ladies will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course you have no pants. I've never been in pants. It's pronounced PANTS. And by the way, no. I've never actually met Bizzaro but I love his pants and all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my pants, are once again gone. Savvy?

😄

lmfao!!!
"Mr. Sparrow? What say you about the condition of these pants?"