Jack: But...Why would he do that?...it's because he's lost his pants, what do you think? And we shall have a magnificent pants party and your pants are not invited
Jack: Savvy? = Pants?
Jack: I once sailed with a geyser, lost both his eyes and his pants
Will: And what is exactly in the chest?
Tia Dalma: Davy Jones' Pants OH MY!
Pintel: What vexes all men?
Jack: PANTS!
...I Tried... 😉
Originally posted by AudioHeart
Jack: But...Why would he do that?...it's because he's lost his pants, what do you think? And we shall have a magnificent pants party and your pants are not invitedJack: Savvy? = Pants?
Jack: I once sailed with a geyser, lost both his eyes and his pants
Will: And what is exactly in the chest?
Tia Dalma: Davy Jones' Pants OH MY!
Pintel: What vexes all men?
Jack: PANTS!
...I Tried... 😉
Now let me see if i can get one on my own...
Jack: But why is the food, the shade, MY PANTS!
Elizabeth: Yes your pants are gone!
Jack: But why are MY pants gone?
Elizabeth 1) Because pants make the most tipicle men into scondrals and 2) that fire is over a thosand feet high the entire navy is looking for me and my pants! Do you really think that they wont see that fire witch indeed has your pants?
Jack: But why are MY PANTS GONE?
How did i do? I think i did horrible...
Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Oh my pants! I just read Aranhnid1--and thank you thank you thanks!!
I've read it three times now and i'm still laughing. You may take the helm, young Mister Arachnid1--you've plotted a true course. Whenever I feel blue, all I gotta do...is remember, it's pronounced PANTS. hysterical
This has got to be the best thread I've seen in a while. Who ever started the pants jokes anyways? They deserve a medal. 😄
lol ok. omg, i just went to Barbie.com and i went to design this page. and it says to type your name so i typed "Sexy Depp" and submitted it, but it popped up with this thing and it said "oops! Did you mean to use a naughty word? Please try again." i just found that funny...so they can dress barbie up in slutty clothes, but you cant type in "sexy" on her site...ok.
Barbossa: There has not been pants like this in our lifetime.
Elizabeth:This is Barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, Fine! Let's just pull out our pants and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, pant-soaked PIRATES!
Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on pants but once every ten years. Pants is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry pants with you.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody pants.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my pants.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Davey Jones: Do you fear... pants? Do you fear that dark abyss? Your bottom laid bare, all your bottoms punished? </lame>
Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my pants.
Gibbs: There's only half a dozen kegs of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the pants!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The pants too!
Will Turner: [as he holds up his father's dagger] I take this with a promise, I will find a way to sever Jones's pants on you and not rest until this blade pierces his pants! I will not abandon you...
Will Turner: [pause] I promise.
:/ kinda lame.