State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

Hand me down Nike shoes all year long!

he's the ticket to coke, gambling and hookers!!

😂 😮‍💨

Spider-Man Tuesdays!!! I'll bring the beer. 🤘

Cos he's TH, man. 🪩

I heard she sells the best sheep there is.

I'd throw babies at his window to remind him to sacrafice his first born to the god of rabies herbnone

That's a terrible reason, you can do that to anybody.

I'd be able to knock on his door.

Ok ok, I'd ask to borrow his lawnmower.

I'd cum in his milk, but I'd dye my cum somehow so he thinks, "Damn! Bloigen milked in my milk" then something would happen.

I'd order pizza to his house, then kidnap the pizza delivery guy and eat the pizza for myself herbeyes

I'd milk his cat with a shovel. herbnone

I'd grow a tree next to the fence, so some of it hangs over into his side, then call the police and tell them he was trying to kidnap my tree herbnone

I'd rape myself, then I'd sue Dick Cheney, then I'd buy a speedboat to put paintings on, then I'd tell him about it while secretly stabbing his wife in the mind.

Edit: herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'd rape myself, then I'd sue Dick Cheney, then I'd buy a speedboat to put paintings on, then I'd tell him about it while secretly stabbing his wife in the mind.

Edit: herbnone

herbnone

because...because.

Cos.....ya know. 131

Cos....ya know. 🥷

Cos...yeah. 🥷

So I can break up her love affair.