State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

So I could Bloigen his bloigen and say Bloigen did it herbvin

So I could cover him in bubble wrap then stand on his face.

So I could ring his doorbell, then hide behind a bush, then when he comes to open the door, there will be no one there and he'll go inside. Then I could do it again, but this time shoot him with a bazooka herbvin

So we could have tupperware parties.

THEN I'D ****ING STAB THAT *****. herbeyes

So I could invite him over for a BBQ, but say 'Haha, I dont even have a BBQ' and then challenge him to tic tac toe. Then eat his wife. herbeyes

I'd strap a donkey to his wife's ass, then I'd put a camera on a fly and the find out how many nipples he has, then I'd hack into the donkey with the nipple information and then he'd be trapped inside the "Hope and Faith" studio.

I'd yell out 'Bloigen' and when he says 'What?' I'd say 'Nothing'.

I'd yell out 'Nothing' and when he says 'Bloigen' I'd say 'What?'

So I could mass murder their family.

their? THEIR?

You didn't even care who you were sentencing to death. 🙁

penguin burgers.

Revenge for all penguins

he has a cool porn collection.

Has a great taste in movies.

He would have big parties that would end up like Happy Feet, and we'd all be dancing around like gay little penguins.

I heard his mom's hot.

cuz he pimps the beeches.

Cos he's one sexy cowboy. droolio

I mean, c'mon. She's a fecking chick.

So I could steal his underwear. vin