State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

has lots of toilet paper.

He would own a lightsaber and hopefully kill postmen with it

His pops lets me shoot him with his AK-47.

would try my Wu Tang style.

Would probably have sex in front of me whilst i look at his victim/lover

makes killer waffles.

would make a killer movie

would make my bed.

Is funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would try my Wu Tang style.

Has an excellent DVD collection.

has a midget on call 24/7.

Would not ask me to make his bed ohrly

Would give me cookies and milk when i jumped in a hoop herbdoped

would play halo with me o_o

Would give me free strawberries

free parking.

Would help me steal cable so we can watch Skinamax...

its the Goat, man.

would give me sex

is the master of disgust

da HOOKERS.