Originally posted by SelphieT Sex, duh. I'd get to watch said sex.
GG Grinning Goku **********. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi I'd get to film said sex and sell said sex tapes to youtube. I'd get to masturbate to said sex tapes on said website.
BAR Bardock42 Junior Member Originally posted by Grinning Goku I'd get to masturbate to said sex tapes on said website. So I could make a "There goes the neighbourhood" joke every day.Also, cause he's a really cool chap.But mostly the first.
BAC BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube Originally posted by Bardock42 So I could make a "There goes the neighbourhood" joke every day.Also, cause he's a really cool chap.But mostly the first. Would be nice living next to someone who's uglier than me. Also he could share his child porn with me.
VIO Violent2Dope Restricted I could sneak into his basement to fvck his dead bodies of teenage girls and defensless children.
GG Grinning Goku **********. Originally posted by Violent2Dope I could sneak into his basement to fvck his dead bodies of teenage girls and defensless children. I could use his privates for target practice.
SEC Secretus Restricted Originally posted by Grinning Goku I could use his privates for target practice. Love to chill with him and double team some hoochie mommas.
GG Grinning Goku **********. Originally posted by Secretus Love to chill with him and double team some hoochie mommas. Ditto, plus weed.
SV Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~ Cool to chill with and overall gets it in. And has a porn clinic in his basement.
ZJT zjtrivium Senior Member because he's white and i would never have to yell at him about crazy parties or turning his music down.
DAD dadudemon Senior Member Originally posted by FoxMeister Cause i'd like to live right next to his location We would play Halo together...alot.