State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

Started by 2D_MASTER22 pages
Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i can throw her in a hole in my basement and say "it puts the lotion on its skin or then it gets the hoes again"

So I could give him a forced prince albert piercing then slit his throat. Don't touch the Buh, scum.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i can throw her in a hole in my basement and say "it puts the lotion on its skin or then it gets the hoes again"

So I can threaten to hurt your f*cking dog.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So I can threaten to hurt your f*cking dog.
so i could tell her bouf me face to face

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i could tell her bouf me face to face

So I could just staple his eyelids and mouth shut.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So I could just staple his eyelids and mouth shut.
so i could cross chop her

So I could have an excuse to move far away so I don't have to deal with his nonsense.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i could cross chop her

So i could drive big, rusty iron nails under his hand and toe nails, then pour vinegar and salt on the gaping wounds. Then I'd rub pig feces on the wounds so he could slowy die of gangrene.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
So i could drive big, rusty iron nails under his hand and toe nails, then pour vinegar and salt on the gaping wounds. Then I'd rub pig feces on the wounds so he could slowy die of gangrene.
o i would enjoy that

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
So i could drive big, rusty iron nails under his hand and toe nails, then pour vinegar and salt on the gaping wounds. Then I'd rub pig feces on the wounds so he could slowy die of gangrene.

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So I could grow dumber by osmosis

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
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maggots would fester around my wounds so i wouldnt get gangrene so you phailed

Originally posted by MR.Grum
maggots would fester around my wounds so i wouldnt get gangrene so you phailed

I would use a blowtorch to kill them off.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
I would use a blowtorch to kill them off.
no mo gang green and im extra crispy

Bump.

because he is a pimp daddy mutha****a, and the byatches are at his crib!!!

and the free beer.

I dunno, probably has heaps of chicks at his house and I'd be able to get with one. srug

It's.

Kramer.

So I could beat the shit out of him on a daily basis.

It'd jus be interesting...lol

Because....ummmm....they aren't muslim? 😬

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