State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

So I can finally become a peeping tom.

So I can take all the empty beer bottles given to me and throw them through your windows.

So I can hop the fence and get a quicky in her parents living room.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
So I can hop the fence and get a quicky in her parents living room.

So I can receive this quicky with complete satisfaction.

So I can kidnapp her in the middle of the night and leave a ransom note for her parents. I'll tie her up , put her in my closet then f*ck her when I want.

😮 😍

because im a serial rapist?srug

I so could gutt him, burn him and piss on his ashes, if he tried to rape the Buh.

So I could swoon.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I so could gutt him, burn him and piss on his ashes, if he tried to rape the Buh.

It depends if she's hot or not 😊

Edit: for pong 😛

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
It depends if she's hot or not 😊

Dyke.

So I can ask her what the hell she is talking about.

So I can slap him across his face and yell, "READ!"

Loft.

So I can make sure none of the a$$sholes at KMC ever see how utterly fawking beautiful she is in real life. They try looking at her, they get their eyes gouged out and throats slit.

So I can swoon more and then fawk him until we bleed out of every oriface (sp?) of our bodies.

Bwhahaha. So I can beat her face in , for being such a sick f*cker.

So I can shove a hot poker in his eyeball for being such a Romeo.

So I can hit her in the chest with a baseball bat, then kiss her while she gasps for air.

well you guys are disturbedermm