Originally posted by Shakyamunison
And when it does happen, what will you do then?
I will run through town with my hair on fire screaming wooly wooly bug, go on fear factor and eat all kinds of disgusting things for free, eat crow, believe in unicorns and green dragons, give my money to the A.C.L.U., streak during a Super Bowl carrying a sign that reads:
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
I'll shake my derriere for the world to behold while dancing to Will Smith's gettin' jiggy with it on my ipod, then I will parachute into the jungles of the orient and become a Tibetan monk. Next I will come out of that life and make my living as an underwear model turned reality show producer turned Swiss watch maker. But I will not stop there. I will write a book entitled, "How The West Was Won Three Secrets to Successful Underwear Modeling Who Let The Dogs Out a Guide to Home Improvement."
Did I lose you on my book title? Anyway, this is just some of the things that I will do.