What the hell is up with people not getting satire/sarcasm/joking in posts?

Started by 2D_MASTER8 pages
2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lol it was "sarcasm".

I said "You suck ass" for the sake of saying that "you suck ass". You suck ass.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I said "You suck ass" for the sake of saying that "you suck ass". You suck ass.
Oh. You suck ass. 🙂

2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Oh. You suck ass. 🙂

Touché

Schecter Restricted

Douché

2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Schecter
Douché

This would be a good time to "fail" yourself.

Schecter Restricted

*crickets*

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by botankus
What's wrong with bald dwarfs?
Nothing at all from the porn I've seen. 😱

Job well done Bardock! 🙂

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm the bright and Morning Star.

Venus... hmm

But really the brightest star we see in our sky is the sun... 😖mart:

And technically Venus isn't a star at all.. 😖mart:

debbiejo Dreamer

You mean I'm the Sun God? 😱

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by debbiejo
You mean I'm the Sun God? 😱
That you are... That you are...

debbiejo Dreamer

😊 Awwww, worship me then, worship me....And I will bless you....lol

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by debbiejo
😊 Awwww, worship me then, worship me....And I will bless you....lol

In my religion we don't worship the sun god, we resent her.

debbiejo Dreamer

Oh cry

Ok, I'm Venus, the Bright and Morning Star.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by debbiejo
Oh cry

Ok, I'm Venus, the Bright and Morning Star.


So your atmosphere is poisonous and you're covered in volcanoes?.... Lovely...

Violent2Dope Restricted

In my religion we rape kittens and sacrifice monkeys to the devil in my basement which has a Devil's Star on the floor. We rip it's eyes out right before we stab it with an umbrella and open it up with it still inside the monkey.

2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
In my religion we rape kittens and sacrifice monkeys to the devil in my basement which has a Devil's Star on the floor. We rip it's eyes out right before we stab it with an umbrella and open it up with it still inside the monkey.

You suck ass.

JacopeX Restricted

Re: What the hell is up with people not getting satire/sarcasm/joking in posts?

Originally posted by FeceMan
It seems that every single ****tard who travels to the GDF finds a post (or three) that is [b]obviously making fun of one of KMC's resident douchebags--using racism seems to be the biggest thing right now--and/or a callous response to a tragedy for the sole intent of inciting an emotional reaction, and said ****tard just has to get all high-and-mighty and make a post condemning the poster and/or extolling some virtue or another.

That was a really long sentence, but the question remains: WHY ARE THEY DUMB?

(Yes, this is a *****-thread designed so it looks like a legitimate-post-thread.) [/B]

1. Because it is usually the same people who bash me 75% of the time.

2. The internet is serious business.

I hate when people joke too heavily.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

a white horse fell in the mud.

debbiejo Dreamer

I got an idea. Make a bubble and slip inside.......It works. 🍺

ADarksideJedi Jackie Malfoy

Originally posted by Bardock42
A compliment coming from you.

I suggest understanding English.

I disagree, it is usually apparent. And of course text can convey that message, it is not solely a voice thing.

ANd I sugguest you know how to act around mature people.Jm 🙂