What the hell is up with people not getting satire/sarcasm/joking in posts?

Penisdangletickleflapper.

Originally posted by JacopeX
1. Because it is usually the same people who bash me 75% of the time.

2. The internet is serious business.

I hate when people joke too heavily.

Originally posted by FeceMan
It seems that every single ****tard who travels to the GDF finds a post (or three) that is [b]obviously making fun of one of KMC's resident douchebags... [/B]

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
In my religion we rape kittens and sacrifice monkeys to the devil in my basement which has a Devil's Star on the floor. We rip it's eyes out right before we stab it with an umbrella and open it up with it still inside the monkey.

YOU TOO!??!!?!?!!?

What kind of monkeys do you use for yours? We have found that the howler monkey work best because they make the most noise when we open the umbrella up.

Originally posted by dadudemon
YOU TOO!??!!?!?!!?

What kind of monkeys do you use for yours? We have found that the howler monkey work best because they make the most noise when we open the umbrella up.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
YEAH! We do the same for the same reason. We get the biggest umbralla we find so it's more painful for the monkey. Then Satan is pleased. 🙂

Originally posted by Creshosk
Do you run a mild electric current through the umbrella while doing it? Strong enough to cause painful muscle contractions but not enough to cause any real damage?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Nope but it's a good idea.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Especially if you apply the electricity to the genitals they scream just a little louder.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
ANd I sugguest you know how to act around mature people.Jm 🙂

I do....you on the othere hand will never experience it.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Thanks for the great tips man I'll put out a good word for you to Satan.

Yeah we need to make sure the monkey feels as much pain as possible. That pleases Satan.

BTW, I take things very seriously when it is a thread that tends to be serious from the thread starter. If people joke around about it, I get pissed off.

In the OTF, it is all fun and games with threads that are ment to be that way...

Originally posted by JacopeX
BTW, I take things very seriously when it is a thread that tends to be serious from the thread starter. If people joke around about it, I get pissed off.

In the OTF, it is all fun and games with threads that [B]are ment to be that way... [/B]

translation: "waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! im going to make up my own rules for kmc, and b1tch and piss and cry like an infant when people dont follow my imaginary rules of conduct. WAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Originally posted by JacopeX
BTW, I take things very seriously when it is a thread that tends to be serious from the thread starter. If people joke around about it, I get pissed off.

In the OTF, it is all fun and games with threads that [B]are ment to be that way... [/B]

Originally posted by JacopeX
BTW, I take things very seriously when it is a thread that tends to be serious from the thread starter. If people joke around about it, I get pissed off.

In the OTF, it is all fun and games with threads that [B]are ment to be that way... [/B]

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Yeah we need to make sure the monkey feels as much pain as possible. That pleases Satan.

If I administered the chemical at the same time as the healing bots it might keep the nervous system intact at the same time its being destroyed...

Originally posted by JacopeX
BTW, I take things very seriously when it is a thread that tends to be serious from the thread starter. If people joke around about it, I get pissed off.

In the OTF, it is all fun and games with threads that [B]are ment to be that way... [/B]

"POOP"

LOL RAPE

Blood. It's nature's lube.

Damn JacopeX you just got disrespected by a mod.