I'm back and better than ever

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
*orgasm*

Ultimate Showdown!

Yeah, but Abraham Lincoln shooting down the Batgod is totally PIS... 😠

🙄

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*uses pantheistic solipsism and summons:
Gandalf the Grey
and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini
and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis
and Jambi the Genie
Robocop,
the Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
and Darth Vader
Lo Pan,
Superman,
every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
and Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
and Hulk Hogan*

Originally posted by Apolloknight
Is that even scientifically possible, I mean, can you really yank the WHOLE earth in the air?

Would you just be, doing a handstand?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*opens own skull and replaces brain with that of SamuraiJack*

Tremble before my might!

Ninja-Jedi-Matrix-Indiana Jones pwns all.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest

This, is the will of Metatron!

*kills Enoch*

*waits for someone to actually get the joke*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*kills Enoch*

*waits for someone to actually get the joke*

YouTube video

Here comes the boom. 😎

Originally posted by Creshosk
Summoning magic... *Uses his shifter abilities to redirect the target location of the summoning magic to the heart of the sun. Those that survive are stuck there, those that don't are no longer a threat*

Innacurate as usual knave. None of those beings was summoned from an outside plane. Due to pantheistic solipsism's nature it is merely a teleportation spell that redirects matter and energy from alternate universes. Hence the energy used is different and your spell fails.

Curious.

We hijacked a sock's thread. Is that our victory?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Curious.

We hijacked a sock's thread. Is that our victory?

Probably . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Innacurate as usual knave. None of those beings was summoned from an outside plane. Due to pantheistic solipsism's nature it is merely a teleportation spell that redirects matter and energy from alternate universes. Hence the energy used is different and your spell fails.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Probably . . .

Are we on the moral high ground?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Better question:

Are we on the moral high ground?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
*Teleports behind SC while he's distracted, executes with a karate chop*

It would seem that I was distracted but your target is in fact an extremely expensive simulacrum that had taken my place.

*casts a few dozen magic missles*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Innacurate as usual knave. None of those beings was summoned from an outside plane. Due to pantheistic solipsism's nature it is merely a teleportation spell that redirects matter and energy from alternate universes. Hence the energy used is different and your spell fails.

Now then. *pulls out a psionic sword* Are you going to fight or try and hide behind more failed summoning attempts?

Originally posted by Badabing
It depends if you consider spamming less of a trangression than socking.....

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Better question:

Are we on the moral high ground?

Yep. And Bada, spamming a bad thread is not only not a transgression, it's part of the healthy cycle of a forum. 😉

Originally posted by Creshosk
It wasn't a spell, it was a natural ability of the shifter class to redirect time-space-dimensional based magics to locations and targets of their choosing. *laughs*

Now then. *pulls out a psionic sword* Are you going to fight or try and hide behind more failed summoning attempts?

No. I think this will be more fun.

*uses flesh to stone followed by stone to mud*

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
No you are a fool.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No. I think this will be more fun.

*uses flesh to stone followed by stone to mud*

Originally posted by Thanos_THOTU
Takes one to know one, huh?

Please take an acid bath.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It would seem that I was distracted but your target is in fact an extremely expensive simulacrum that had taken my place.

*casts a few dozen magic missles*

*Goes ethereal*