I'm back and better than ever

Started by SpunkySmurph13 pages

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No. I think this will be more fun.

*uses flesh to stone followed by stone to mud*

On a random note, Wu Jen have the best spells.

*Casts Decapitating Scarf and Fire Shruiken... If I was a Wu Jen*

Originally posted by Creshosk
*the initial spell fails* heh, looks like you've discovered I'm not made of flesh. *charges at SC with sword thrust outright*

Fool. *casts acid arrow art Cresh's left eye*

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Please take an acid bath.

Nah, unlike you I have too much to live for. By the way, how is that dropping the plugged toster into the bathtube thing goig for ya?
- If you fail so badly that you can't even succed in that, there's always the sliting your wrists thing.

Originally posted by Thanos_THOTU
Nah, unlike you I have too much to live for. By the way, how is that dropping the plugged toster into the bathtube thing goig for ya?
- If you fail so badly that you can't even succed in that, there's always the sliting your wrists thing.
Actually, most people don't even know the proper way to slit the wrists... ermmnone

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Insane spell resistance protects me.

*Goes ethereal*

(psst, the psisword from the palladium system isn't a spell. It ignores armor and can effect ethereal beings what with it being a psionic attack, it does 9d6 MDC Damage and by being a Godling R.C.C I get a x10 holy damage modifier)

Originally posted by trickster_farts
reported

don't report. it's good to see him pissed off. yur funny by the way 😂

Originally posted by Creshosk
(psst, the psisword from the palladium system isn't a spell. It ignores armor and can effect ethereal beings what with it being a psionic attack, it does 9d6 MDC Damage and by being a Godling R.C.C I get a x10 holy damage modifier)

none180

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Actually, most people don't even know the proper way to slit the wrists... ermmnone

just out of curiosity...what is the proper technique? ermm

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Fool. *casts acid arrow art Cresh's left eye*
*opens rift sending the projectile spell through before closing it, swings sword at an upward slash at SC*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
none180
Paladium's magic and combat systems>D20 magic and combat systems.

Palladium goes off of P.P.E.(mana) rather than spells per day. No preperation is needed for non-ritual spells. Plus we get defensive actions such as parrying.

Originally posted by jasonk3
just out of curiosity...what is the proper technique? ermm
Along the vein, not across the wrist.

Now put down the knife, Jason.

Originally posted by Creshosk
*opens rift sending the projectile spell through before closing it, swings sword at an upward slash at SC*

*side steps and casts hold person*

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Along the vein, not across the wrist.

Now put down the knife, Jason.

*puts away knife*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*side steps and casts hold person*
*resists spell* Ha! made my save. *swings sword at SC's head*

Originally posted by Creshosk
(psst, the psisword from the palladium system isn't a spell. It ignores armor and can effect ethereal beings what with it being a psionic attack, it does 9d6 MDC Damage and by being a Godling R.C.C I get a x10 holy damage modifier)
But, due to my statis as an outsider, ontop of insane damage reduction, and a healing factor, much of that is negated.

*Uses Quivering Palm as a direct attack against Cresh, with intent to kill*

Batkicks Spunky

Originally posted by outavodka
Batkicks Spunky
Lightsabers vodka's foot off.

Originally posted by Creshosk
*resists spell* Ha! made my save. *swings sword at SC's head*

*leaps back and casts vengeful gaze of god from the helm* You have no chance of surviving this.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
But, due to my statis as an outsider, ontop of insane damage reduction, and a healing factor, much of that is negated.
Sounds much like the Godling RCC. What's your alignment by the way? If its a good alignment then my sword damage would be reduced by half rather than having a x10 holy damage modifier since you'd be a holy being. Neutral I get the regular x10 modifier and an evil alignment I'd get another x2 modifier. (Double damage against those of evil alignment)

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
*Uses Quivering Palm as a direct attack against Cresh, with intent to kill*
*Dodges* Dang it I instinctivly dodge though if I parry it'd count as an automatic hit against you with one of my attacks.

grows foot back due to instant repair potion preps energy sheild and arms land mines