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Started by Matthias Fenris331 pages

ah.. then you're missing my point.. im saying start an rp without a story. let character interactions lead it. let individuals make up what they want to do, and what plot points develope on their own.

The Cullens are a bit wimpy but the others can be ruteless and just because they sparkle in the sun doesn't make them less of a vampire, it just means they are pretty while being op.

...op? what? sweetie. go watch the lost boys. or any underworld movie. or any of the vampire chronicles movies. (the anne rice ones) or bram stokers.. those are real vampires. real vampires dont sparkle like jewelery. those are fairies. i hate that about the twilight movies. that, and the really, really awkward acting. which is sad, because the girl who plays bella is kind of cute.

it also ruined the harry potter movies for me now.. when that guy dies, im always like.. "STAB HIM IN THE HEART WITH YOUR WAND, HARRY!! BEFORE HE STARTS TO SPARKLE!!!" ...that and i cant help but make fun of voldemort not having a nose..

How dare you! *shines with the blining light of the stars. When the light fades Starry is holding the death scythe and wearing a black cloak the same one she stoled from death it self.* "Psy you bastard how dare you! I WILL FIGHT YOU IN VANE UNTIL I ALMOST DIE...AGAIN!!!!

*puts a hand to her head, patting the top of it* so cute.. just know your proper terms.. vampires dont glitter... fairies do. i have no problems with fairies. just call them what they are.. look at hellboy.. the tooth fairies eat peoples bones... O_o.. whos to say fairies cant be man-sized and blood drinkers? thats all im saying.. *puts a finger to her forehead, and gives a little push*

*Forgets what they are even fight about.* I don't know what your talking about you can go to heck! *poofs into star dust when psy pushes her then moves away* now i summon the mighty rainbow unicorn! *sudden/y a beam of rainbow appears to starry's side and a winged unicorn stepps out of the rainbow.* thank you for coming sammy davis jr. the unicorn...and sorry for this. * starry puts a hand on sammy davis jr the unicorns head and absorbs him. feathered wings appear on starrys back the shine with the light of a rainbow, she sparkles with star and rainbow energy* now you will feel the awesome power of luv! *the scythe shines with rainbow energy and star dusts sparkles around it. starry swings side to side then up and down* demon ***** hunter!

demon p*ssy hunter? O_o.. interesting.. oh.. and side note.. as well as topic change...
this ruins my childhood.
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i cant watch jurassic park again...

It was b**** hunter just with rainbows.

Glad to see the RP forum is still a bastion of maturity and good writin-..Ohwait. 😐 What the ****, guys?

ahh.. interesting.. and scream.. feel free to add some maturity.. got a suggestion? i already put up a feathered t-rex...

Originally posted by Matthias Fenris
ahh.. interesting.. and scream.. feel free to add some maturity.. got a suggestion? i already put up a feathered t-rex...
Personally, I like the black and white look. There's also recent evidence a T-rex could run pretty quickly. The feathers in no way make the strongest recorded bite of any land animal less scary. haermm

Wow, relax guy...take a deep breath and count to 9,999,999. Things are some how going to be okay...

it doesnt surprise me.. its just that its odd that suddenly things that were common knowlege in my childhood are wrong. pluto no longer a planet? t-rex and raptors having feathers? its odd..

Originally posted by Matthias Fenris
it doesnt surprise me.. its just that its odd that suddenly things that were common knowlege in my childhood are wrong. pluto no longer a planet? t-rex and raptors having feathers? its odd..
Yeah. 😬 We're getting old, and science is marching on without us. Kinda makes meh sadfaec. mmm

Originally posted by starryknight
Wow, relax guy...take a deep breath and count to 9,999,999. Things are some how going to be okay...

Counting to 9,999,999 would increase frustration. It wouldn't help you cool down, because it's too vast a number. Ten is a psychologically satisfying number, which is the reason why you're suggested to count to ten and not more. If you want to structure your thoughts and balance your temper, it's better to count to ten ten times, rather than to a hundred, for example.

If you don't have the goal in range, counting will only make you less relaxed, not more. By the time you've counted a hundred numbers by only counting them one to ten at the time, you'll have reached your goal ten times, rather than one.

exactly.. also.. how in the holy hell does a bolt of lightning have more heat in it that the surface of the effin sun? O_o.. and people have been hit by that crap multiple times and survived? what? seriously? and.. side note.. i want to drink from a horn.. damn you, amon amarth... damn yous...

also.. marie.. i dont think correction of a joke is all that nessisary.. just lawl with it.. actually.. come to think of it.. what would be your favorite joke? (off the top of your head)

exactly.. also.. how in the holy hell does a bolt of lightning have more heat in it that the surface of the effin sun? O_o.. and people have been hit by that crap multiple times and survived? what? seriously? and.. side note.. i want to drink from a horn.. damn you, amon amarth... damn yous...

A few things: 1. Conduction, I've personally had a flame of about 3000 C held to my ear and survived. IT SUCKED but it healed. The heat doesn't transfer 100%.

2. Most lightning 'strikes' are actually misses where a person is simply near the strike.

3. AMON AMARTH \m/

there was a guy that got directly hit by lightning over 7 times in his life... hes still alive, i think... O_o.. effin crazy...

Originally posted by Matthias Fenris
also.. marie.. i dont think correction of a joke is all that nessisary.. just lawl with it.. actually.. come to think of it.. what would be your favorite joke? (off the top of your head)

From the top of my head: "I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance"

haw.. made me chuckle.. i approve of this. sounds very mitch hedberg-ish..