I hope Lucas gets smacked by a 2x4 and comes to his senses. He will then proceed to declare all post-DN Eu illegal and non-canon. He'll then declared everything between NJO and DN to be dangerous to his view of the Force and Star Wars, he'll then place a Jihad on all NJO and DN writers, to which Ahmadinejad and the Ayatollah will respond to by holding mass protests of Crappy EU work, burn effigies of Demi-God Luke, and chant snappy slogans and phrases all pertaining to the destruction of the Unifying Force theory.
Oh and Jacen gets AIDS and wallows in despair that the Dark Side can't cure him. Since it's been over 22.3 years since ROTJ, Jaina, Mara's ghost and the Undead Revan laugh hysterically.
Luke killing Jacen is too predictable. But Jacen killing Luke is almost unacceptable. I'd like to see someone like Ben kill Jacen, or even Jaina. Not in a fair fight mind since he's stronger than both of them, but somehow getting lucky and killing him. It would be gay for Jacen to kill Boba but I have a feeling that's where they're going with this.
Originally posted by Tangible God
I hope Lucas gets smacked by a 2x4 and comes to his senses. He will then proceed to declare all post-DN Eu illegal and non-canon. He'll then declared everything between NJO and DN to be dangerous to his view of the Force and Star Wars, he'll then place a Jihad on all NJO and DN writers, to which Ahmadinejad and the Ayatollah will respond to by holding mass protests of Crappy EU work, burn effigies of Demi-God Luke, and chant snappy slogans and phrases all pertaining to the destruction of the Unifying Force theory.Oh and Jacen gets AIDS and wallows in despair that the Dark Side can't cure him. Since it's been over 22.3 years since ROTJ, Jaina, Mara's ghost and the Undead Revan laugh hysterically.
Funny stuff
Originally posted by Darth Scythe
Luke killing Jacen is too predictable. But Jacen killing Luke is almost unacceptable. I'd like to see someone like Ben kill Jacen, or even Jaina. Not in a fair fight mind since he's stronger than both of them, but somehow getting lucky and killing him. It would be gay for Jacen to kill Boba but I have a feeling that's where they're going with this.
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