Double The Wish

If you were granted one wish and your worst enemy would get double what you wished for what would it be?

I know old joke but I want to hear some new punchlines

To be beaten half to death.

Pwnt.

Originally posted by Da Rev
To be beaten half to death.

Pwnt.

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
If you were granted one wish and your worst enemy would get double what you wished for what would it be?

I know old joke but I want to hear some new punchlines

I would wish to donate a lung to medical research.

double pwnt.

I would wish to lose one testicle sly

Originally posted by SpartanII
I would wish to donate a lung to medical research.

double pwnt.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I would wish to lose one testicle sly

I would wish to get done by the ugliest chick in the world. sly

Originally posted by Röland
I would wish to get done by the ugliest chick in the world. sly

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
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Originally posted by Röland
I would wish to get done by the ugliest chick in the world. sly

Your enemy gets to have sex with Barker, harsh. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Your enemy gets to have sex with Barker, harsh. haermm

Barker isn't that bad..... ok who am I kidding, he is fugly. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Barker isn't that bad..... ok who am I kidding, he is fugly. haermm

I think they invented a new word for the way he looks, it's called Barkly. haermm

If you want, I can use it in a sentence:

"Man, that Jacope is soooooo Barkly."

Originally posted by Kram3r
I think they invented a new word for the way he looks, it's called Barkly. haermm

If you want, I can use it in a sentence:

"Man, that Jacope is soooooo Barkly."

crylaugh

I would wish to get ass raped by half a penis.

jwank

Anyone ever notice how Pitt doesn't like FUZE, but changed his name to be more like hers?

PITT_FOREVER = FUZE_LOVER

Coincidence? I think not.

I'd wish to be sent to a half-way House.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Röland
I would wish to get done by the ugliest chick in the world. sly

Pffft! Like you haven't. 🙄

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Pffft! Like you haven't. 🙄

He hasn't. He's Roland. 😐

Who asked you, Aussie?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Who asked you, Aussie?

You didn't ask anybody anything. You made a statement, I rebutted, Yank. 🙄