Double The Wish

I wish I was half naked in the middle of the desert without water.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Pffft! Like you haven't. 🙄

Even if I did, I'd be getting more than you. jockey

I wish I only had have a vagina for a face, and half a testicle for a nose.

Originally posted by Da Rev
To be beaten half to death.

Pwnt.

Originally posted by SpartanII
I would wish to donate a lung to medical research.

double pwnt.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I would wish to lose one testicle sly

Originally posted by Röland
I would wish to get done by the ugliest chick in the world. sly

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I would wish to get ass raped by half a penis.

Haha, all you guys get pwned. See, I'd wish to have sex with Jessica Alba, then it doesnt matter what my enemy got, cause....I'd still have sex with Jessica Alba 131wank

Originally posted by Mišt
Haha, all you guys get pwned. See, I'd wish to have sex with Jessica Alba, then it doesnt matter what my enemy got, cause....I'd still have sex with Jessica Alba 131wank

Good to see I'll be having sex with two Jessica Albas then. jockey

Originally posted by Kram3r
Good to see I'll be having sex with two Jessica Albas then. jockey

Yeah but, you'd have her after I did, haha. 131 I'll make sure to leave her nice and semeny for you jockey

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah but, you'd have her after I did, haha. 131 I'll make sure to leave her nice and semeny for you jockey

No, no, no, you wished for sex with Alba and in wishing that I'd have sex with 2 Albas at the same time. So if anything, I'll just use the clean one. jockey

Originally posted by Kram3r
No, no, no, you wished for sex with Alba and in wishing that I'd have sex with 2 Albas at the same time. So if anything, I'll just use the clean one. jockey

No no no....the clean one has AIDS vin

Originally posted by Mišt
No no no....the clean one has AIDS vin

No she doesn't, she hasn't slept with you. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
No she doesn't, she hasn't slept with you. haermm

lol pwnthaermm

Secretly I also wished that she had AIDS sly So she has double AIDS for you haermm

Double AIDS cuts your life expectancy down to 10 years instead of 20. haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
lol pwnthaermm

Secretly I also wished that she had AIDS sly So she has double AIDS for you haermm

You can't wish for 2 things, you just broke the rules of the thread, thanks for ruining the game Mist. ermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You can't wish for 2 things, you just broke the rules of the thread, thanks for ruining the game Mist. ermm

No, it was just one long wish...'I wish that I have sex with Jessica Alba and in the event that my enemy has sex with 2 Jessica Albas, the clean one has AIDS and the used one is covered in my semen, also I wish Kram3r had a small dick' ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
No, it was just one long wish...'I wish that I have sex with Jessica Alba and in the event that my enemy has sex with 2 Jessica Albas, the clean one has AIDS and the used one is covered in my semen, also I wish Kram3r had a small dick' ermm

Someone's jealous of my package. sly

Originally posted by Kram3r
Someone's jealous of my package. sly

At least I dont have a small dick now sly

Originally posted by Mišt
At least I dont have a small dick now sly

The thread is merely Hypothetical. Fail much? sly

AIDS is nothing to laugh at...

...when it happens to you.

Originally posted by Kram3r
You didn't ask anybody anything. You made a statement, I rebutted, Yank. 🙄

I wish I would not get ass-raped.

Then your worst enemy would be doubly not-ass raped.

You fail.