Flushing Fishy

Started by Röland3 pages
Originally posted by Slay
Saddest thing is, that actually happened. I was 12 or something. I was living that part of any kid's life in which they're interested in harming small animals. Or ants.

Meh, as long as you don't become a serial killer or rapist.

Originally posted by Röland
Meh, as long as you don't become a serial killer or rapist.

What about a cereal rapist?

Originally posted by Röland
Meh, as long as you don't become a serial killer or rapist.
You rang?

Originally posted by Slay
What about a cereal rapist?

That's cool, stay away from the Special K, she has AIDS.

Originally posted by Da Rev
You rang?

I'll let you know when a victim walks into the vicinity.

Slay, that hamster/gerbil story reminded me of this story my mom told me last year. This kid in her neighborhood used to take kittens, dig a hole in the ground and bury them up to their neck. Then run them over with a lawnmower.

I'll be honest I laughed at the time because I find things like that funny for no reason at all.

Originally posted by Röland
That's cool, stay away from the Special K, she has AIDS.

Slay, that hamster/gerbil story reminded me of this story my mom told me last year. This kid in her neighborhood used to take kittens, dig a hole in the ground and bury them up to their neck. Then run them over with a lawnmower.

I'll be honest I laughed at the time because I find things like that funny for no reason at all.


You mean that chick in the commercial, or the actual cereal? lookaround

Haha, cool. That reminds of this story about some woman who found her son masturbating with a Jar Jar Binks doll (God knows how) and then started a war on George Lucas.

Originally posted by Slay
You mean that chick in the commercial, or the actual cereal? lookaround

Haha, cool. That reminds of this story about some woman who found her son masturbating with a Jar Jar Binks doll (God knows how) and then started a war on George Lucas.

Can it be both? oh

Hahaha Jar-Jar Binks is like the worst character decesion ever made by a screenwriter. And to think some little boy masturbated over him.

Originally posted by Röland
Can it be both? oh

I knew a threesome with cereal that is actually good for you and a model specialising in commercials was a bad idea! icon5

Originally posted by Slay
I knew a threesome with cereal that is actually good for you and a model specialising in commercials was a bad idea! icon5

I'm guessing, Cheerios and Raisin Bran? oh

Originally posted by Röland
I'm guessing, Cheerios and Raisin Bran? oh

No. Special K and Sophie. Duh. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
No. Special K and Sophie. Duh. ermm

Shit. How did I miss that? 😐

Originally posted by Röland
Shit. How did I miss that? 😐

You didn't think, my son, you didn't think. Happens to the best of 'em. Except for me. My brain operates 52/365.

Originally posted by Slay
You didn't think, my son, you didn't think. Happens to the best of 'em. Except for me. My brain operates 52/365.

I'm not quite sure if my brain even operates.....

Originally posted by Röland
I'm not quite sure if my brain even operates.....

Mine does. Brain surgery. haermm

Get it? haermm

Oh my God, that was so lame. 😐

Originally posted by Slay
Mine does. Brain surgery. haermm

Get it? haermm

Oh my God, that was so lame. 😐

It was so lame it was funny. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
It was so lame it was funny. haermm

Are you coming on to me? ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Are you coming on to me? ermm

No. ermmnone

Originally posted by Röland
No. ermmnone

Good. haermm

Originally posted by Slay
Good. haermm

Rev could always rape you though, I heard he doesn't care what hole he gets. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Rev could always rape you though, I heard he doesn't care what hole he gets. haermm

Will probably be my dickhole, if you look at his size. haermm

Originally posted by Slay
Will probably be my dickhole, if you look at his size. haermm

Hahaha, he has a tiny penis. haermm