top 1000 quotes ever stated

Hi everyone, I was wondering if you could help me!!!!!! I need a lot of quotes around 265 so if anyone knew any from movies like potc, harry potter, and king arthur and then just random ones I would appreciate it soooooooooooo much! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!

"Nobody move, I've dropped my brain." -Cap'n Jack Sparrow. 😐

I do believe this is also in the wrong forum.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"No, I am your father."

"May the force be with you"

"One Ring to Rule them all."

"This is the day you'll always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"

"I am gay" - Harry Potter

"Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name."

Originally posted by Tsure
"Nobody move, I've dropped my brain." -Cap'n Jack Sparrow. 😐

I do believe this is also in the wrong forum.

"Taco's are only best when the bridge is over troubled water.

"So my brother....

Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. 😮 My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now. no expression"

- Tsure, 2007

Originally posted by Barker
"So my brother....

Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. 😮 My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now. no expression"

- Tsure, 2007

Originally posted by Da Rev
Thats a classic. Right next to "Y'allz Idietz"

Originally posted by Barker
And close to "hey", by FUZE.

“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum” – The Live
“I’m going to pick a fight” – Braveheart
“Don’t you know who I am, I’m the Juggernaut *****” – X-Men 3
“I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... Who knew?” -- Transformers

Originally posted by Da Rev
AKA The day that Ruined KMC.

Haha, what the ****.

Originally posted by Barker
KMC is like a human, and FUZE is like a blood cell that annoys all the other cells.

Haha, what the ****.

Herpes?

Originally posted by Da Rev
KMC is more of an Internet forum, and FUZE is like an annoying member, and such.

Herpes?

I think the mummies had herpes.

Originally posted by Barker
I mistyped the whole sentence.

I think the mummies had herpes.

Edit?

I doubt it. They're a clean people.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Edit?

I doubt it. They're a clean people.

Not hersepshit or whatever her name is.

"(Insert KMC Name) just comes."

- Barker

"My Penis is Bigger then Barkers, and that's all that matters" -Neil Green

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"My Penis is Bigger then Barkers, and that's all that matters" -Neil Green

Originally posted by Röland
"(Insert KMC Name) just comes."

- Barker

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"My Penis is Bigger then Barkers, and that's all that matters" -Neil Green

-Things that Barker be sayin to get the pussy!