top 1000 quotes ever stated

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Originally posted by Barker
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Originally posted by Barker
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Originally posted by Barker
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Originally posted by TRH
herbnone

Originally posted by Barker
I sleep from about 5 to 10. Just had some Pizza. jwank

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Muhammad Ali After being asked why he wouldn´t fight in the Vietnam war " no Vietnamese ever called me a ******! "

"A tortoise has to stick its head out to progress" chinese

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

"Hell wants me, Heaven won't take me, Earth needs me" Constantine, I believe.

"I just drank 5 beers"

Da rev

Originally posted by Da Rev
"I just drank 5 beers"

Da rev

Da Rev

"For Barkdonalds, it's not about being the biggest; it's about being the best."- Things that Barker be sayin to get the pussy!

-Skeets.

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"I hate you all!"

"Hey, we hate you too, ****! No, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?"

- Family Guy

“ Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.”

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"What's your brother's number?" -Barker '07-

''Yippee ki yay, m*therf*cker.''

- Die Hard