Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Peach3,949 pages
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Who says I ain't popular? I hate school because of the work.

Get used to it. Life's not going to get any better in that regard.

I loved highschool, you're all crazy.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I loved highschool, I'm crazy.

At least now you look more sane. No need to thank me.

I didn't care much for high school, because a lot of the people I went to school with were complete idiots/assholes, and I was the new kid to a small school.

I liked most of the classes I took, though, as well as the extra-curricular stuff I did (debate, drama, color guard, GSA).

I was an idiot/*******, and I hung out with teachers, so I had no problems. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I was an idiot/*******, and I hung out with teachers, so I had no problems. ๐Ÿ˜›

Maybe not such a bad idea in hindsight.

I was so mad in gym class, I threw a dodgeball at the back of my gym teacher's head. Boy was he pissed.

Heh, it was great. The teachers weren't stricken by the strange disease that makes 99% of teenagers retarded stoners. This meant I could actually hang out with intelligent people.

And being an asshat meant the student population avoided me, so I didn't have to deal with them.

Never say out loud "gayness is like a zombie plague" because you may never know if one of your teachers is gay and unfortunately my history teacher was one. She was so offended I think I had lunch detention.

Yeah, god forbid you actually act like a decent human being and not make bigoted and stupid comments.

I actually like my high school, the people there are alright, as well as most of the teachers. Plus no teacher there is able to resist my incredible charms which allow me to manipulate them into letting me get away with things I should never be allowed to. 131

Although.

I DESPISE homework. It is not because I find the concept stupid, alot of people need it to get along in school...But I don't. That may sound arrogant, but I never really needed homework to learn a course.

Originally posted by Peach
Yeah, god forbid you actually act like a decent human being and not make bigoted and stupid comments.

The entire class room howled in laughter but the teacher didn't find it funny. I didn't even say it out loud I just whispered it but somehow she heard it. The woman has like super ears or something.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I actually like my high school, the people there are alright, as well as most of the teachers. Plus no teacher there is able to resist my incredible charms which allow me to manipulate them into letting me get away with things I should never be allowed to. 131

Although.

I DESPISE homework. It is not because I find the concept stupid, alot of people need it to get along in school...But I don't. That may sound arrogant, but I never really needed homework to learn a course.

Have I ever told you guys the story about how I told my teacher my homework was a waste of time, and ended up getting the points for having done it, even though I hadn't?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The entire class room howled in laughter but the teacher didn't find it funny. I didn't even say it out loud I just whispered it but somehow she heard it. The woman has like super ears or something.

Most people probably wouldn't find something like that funny.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Never say out loud "gayness is like a zombie plague" because you may never know if one of your teachers is gay and unfortunately my history teacher was one. She was so offended I think I had lunch detention.
If only teachers were still allowed to beat students...

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The entire class room howled in laughter but the teacher didn't find it funny. I didn't even say it out loud I just whispered it but somehow she heard it. The woman has like super ears or something.

Unfunny. Were you in a class with a bunch of 10 year olds?

Awwwright! I finally got a sig and avi for KMC! ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by NemeBro
If only teachers were still allowed to beat students...

No way would they be able to beat me up because if they did, I'd grab that paddle out of their hands and go Rorschach on them.

Unfunny.

So you're offended by my joke?

Were you in a class full of a bunch of ten year olds?

Actually yeah ๐Ÿ˜

I was in middle school at that time when I made the joke.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So you're offended by my joke?

No, I will not pretend that my heart is bleeding for all the gay people out there because of your unfunny and somewhat homophobic joke, but it's still... unfunny.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
No way would they be able to beat me up because if they did, I'd grab that paddle out of their hands and go Rorschach on them.

So you're offended by my joke?

Oh, bullshit you would.

Lol.. I am amused.

Edit: Nice gear, Xan. I approve.