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Since when can Jack lift 700 tons?

There's still shit he won't get around.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Since when can Jack lift 700 tons?

There's still shit he won't get around.

A 700 ton sumo jumped on him, he lifted him and moved him off of him.

Oh? Like...What? Any Naruto character gets close, they die, if they attack from range, he instantly closes the gap and they die.

Any Ninja that can use Genjutsu could probably do it.

Shikamaru, any of the Sanin, anyone with a Sharingan, possibly anyone of the Hyuuga clan, maybe Naruto. I haven't seen the show in a long enough time to know of any more.

What episode did he lift a 700 ton Sumo?

I seem to remember him have trouble throwing a bowling ball sized rock a certain distance in some strength competition.

Contradictory showings at the least.

I don't see him having trouble with anything the Naruto verse can throw at him though. Aku is more overpowered than anything I remember from Naruto.

being a samurai jack likely wouldnt speed blitz an opponent unless they looked like they were getting ready to attack him.

that being said its very likely he could get trapped in a gejutsu especially one of itachi's awesome one.

jack would win in a kmc styled fight though where his personality wouldnt come into play.

building an insanity defense

Kakashi could send him to another dimension. Though that'd put him in the hospital for a good while.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
being a samurai jack likely wouldnt speed blitz an opponent unless they looked like they were getting ready to attack him.

that being said its very likely he could get trapped in a gejutsu especially one of itachi's awesome one.

jack would win in a kmc styled fight though where his personality wouldnt come into play.

Right, because it is certainly not in Jack's character to immediately kill any and all enemies in a flurry of sword strikes, despite the fact that is usually what he does, right?

A genjutsu would do what now? The illusion would do little considering their actual attacks would barely harm him.

Also, any Naruto character that gets close enough to do a Genjutsu will be dead before they can use it, Jack is that fast.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Know of any characters in Naruto who have hypersonic reaction-time and attack speed, can lift 700 tons, can jump hundreds of feet with huge boulders on their backs, can survive orbital re-entry, and have a sword that cuts through just anything?

Fixed, Bro. Jack is canon capable of cutting Adamantium like butter.

Originally posted by NemeBro
[B]Right, because it is certainly not in Jack's character to immediately kill any and all enemies in a flurry of sword strikes, despite the fact that is usually what he does, right?

he almost never does that.

A genjutsu would do what now? The illusion would do little considering their actual attacks would barely harm him.

besides the fact that hell be swinging his sword around at nothing?

also one of the MS genjutsus abilities is that it puts you to sleep...

Genjutsu can do just about anything, and against Masters of Genjutsu, you don't even see them do it. It just happens.

They could just make Jack forefeit or walk away. Genjutsu is mind rape, plain and simple.

Shikamaru is a genius, I can't say for sure but he could probably out think Jack and land some shadow jutsu. Maybe get Jack to stab himself.

take this to the anime vs lol

I believe you're the one who started it.

Weaker people than Jack have resisted Shikimaru's shadow manipulation bullshit.

Genjutsus, I doubt they work. Jack's mental toughness is amazing.

Genjutsu works unless you know how to release it. Jack doesn't know how.

i cant make anymore threads for 4 hours

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
he almost never does that.

besides he fact that hell be swinging his sword around at nothing?

also one of the MS genjutsus abilities is that it puts you to sleep...

...Que? Did you watch the same series? He nearly always does that, he does it to every bounty hunter he fights, damn near everyone, you would have an easier time naming who he does not do it to.

You must have missed the part where I said they won't have time to use it.

Show me. Also, every Uchiha worth mentioning would be dead, Madara as well, Jack has harmed spirits with his sword, Madara's intangibility would not help.

Also, you do realise that Genjutsu is used by controlling the chakra flow to one's brain, to manipulate the senses, right? Cause, ya know, Jack doesn't actually have chakra.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Genjutsu can do just about anything, and against Masters of Genjutsu, you don't even see them do it. It just happens.

They could just make Jack forefeit or walk away. Genjutsu is mind rape, plain and simple.

Shikamaru is a genius, I can't say for sure but he could probably out think Jack and land some shadow jutsu. Maybe get Jack to stab himself.

The quickest Genjutsus are done with a point of the finger, besides Sharingan only jutsus.

...No it's not lol. Show me a single person controlling someone's mind with Genjutsu.

He would be dead before he could process a thought. Also, friggin Tayuya broke out of his shadow jutsu PHYSICALLY.

Chakra is just energy. Itachi is no slouch, Orochimaru has mastered every Jutsu in the Narutoverse, the third Hokage can pull the soul from the body, the three Sanin have massive summon monsters, Kakashi still has his Mangekyou Sharingan, Lee could probably speedblitz Jack if he opens enough Chakra gates.

Fact is, theres just too many Ninja with incredible powers for Jack to solo the Narutoverse. Hell there's one guy who turns people to stone with a touch.

I'm done now. Don't care enough anymore.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Chakra is just energy. Itachi is no slouch, Orochimaru has mastered every Jutsu in the Narutoverse, the third Hokage can pull the soul from the body, the three Sanin have massive summon monsters, Kakashi still has his Mangekyou Sharingan, Lee could probably speedblitz Jack if he opens enough Chakra gates.

Fact is, theres just too many Ninja with incredible powers for Jack to solo the Narutoverse. Hell there's one guy who turns people to stone with a touch.

I'm done now. Don't care enough anymore.

Chakra is an energy that flows within the chakra circulatory system of Narutards, something no other being possesses. Itachi is too slow, Oro has not mastered every Jutsu and is still too slow, the Third Hokage will never get that close, the three Sannin will be dead soon and said monsters are insects to Aku, Kakashi has to concentrate to use Kamui and would not be able to hit Jack, and Jack is MUCH faster than any Naruto character shown so far, that is an assumption.

...Who would this be? Cannot recall, is that filler shit?