Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Wei Phoenix3,949 pages
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Was initially referring to Shaq Fu, but after watching some NARC just now, I have to concur that it's even worse. ๐Ÿ˜ Shaq actually looks fun in comparison..

That's not the half of it. I'll tell you from experience it was buggy as shit. You had to chase down a speeding car on foot and the only way to keep up were to take this alley shortcuts which were horrible and hard to traverse or take the drug speed or whatever drug is associated with the street name speed and turn into the Flash.

Weed slowed down things.

Ecstasy IIRC made everyone have like some scary clown face.

Crack or another one made all shots 100% accurate.

You would go into relapse and stuff and it was just horrible.

Gets funny around 5:00

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lol Wow. I can only imagine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Crack making shots 100% accurate? I see how it is now. uhuh

And part 2 of that review sure beats the one I just watched.. So what's the point in that game even having an aim/zoom system apparently?
And being a vigilante sniper for some police to defend an ambassador?

... 'k.

There's some new drug on the streets called liquid soul, or soul X or liquid X or red something I don't know. White cop is an old dead beat cop that got caught up in drugs and addictions. Black cop is his former partner, he looked up to the white guy but lost that admiration when white cop becomes a junky. He then goes on to be a DEA agent and now they have to work together to stop this thing or something IDK.

Since when has Crack made someone extremely accurate? I thought crack would make you go crazy and shoot everyone, maybe fellate the thugs to death for some money.

This game beats them all:

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To be fair, NARC was so incredibly funny for how bad and stupid it was you could not stop playing.

Originally posted by NemeBro
To be fair, NARC was so incredibly funny for how bad and stupid it was you could not stop playing.

Granted it was hilariously horrible.

Speaking of bad games, how about ET on the Atari?

Originally posted by Q'Anilia

MSN, Might and Magic...now!

Originally posted by Q'Anilia

I can't stop watching and giggling at that.

I love squirrels, they're so cute and funny ๐Ÿ˜„

Also I have a toy squirrel exactly like that one. His name is Chester P. Nut and he was our mascot when I was in color guard in high school.

They are absolutely adorable ๐Ÿ˜„ That picture made me laugh and it was much to sweet and cuddly to not be shared with the people of KMC ๐Ÿ˜Š

I had a toy squirrel once, but it fell victim to a dog of a friend ๐Ÿ˜›

And why does "Chester P." sound so squirrel-ish? ๐Ÿ˜

Why are Squirrels so loved, when they are basically nothing more than furry-tailed rats?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why are Squirrels so loved, when they are basically nothing more than furry-tailed rats?

Because women flock to animals that love some nuts. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

I like rats.. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why are Squirrels so loved, when they are basically nothing more than furry-tailed rats?

Good PR. They've cultivated a reputation for being adorable, the better to lure humans into a false sense of security while they take over the world.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Because women flock to animals that love some nuts. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:
That must be why the wymnz love meh. 131

Originally posted by NemeBro
That must be why the wymnz love meh. 131

Hehehe that works on two levels.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Hehehe that works on two levels.
That was the point, dick. estahuh

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Good PR. They've cultivated a reputation for being adorable, the better to lure humans into a false sense of security while they take over the world.

๐Ÿ˜› I came up with that long before you did, keep in mind!

They're cute and fluffy.