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That version of the rhyme goes back to the 1700's, but there are earlier versions from as early as the 1400's.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys.

So what, was drawing their swords some sort of euphemism for whipping out their penises? Did they pull out swords in a failed attempt to thwart eachother with a double-cross, shooting eachother with a hidden pistol? Or are were they wielding gunblades?

Yeah stuff.

..I think you missed the point, by a few miles, infact.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
back to back, they faced each other.

So on.. 😛

I saw the point, but I chose one minor detail to pick out cause...Aw **** you I'm tired. Been playing Brutal Legend for hours on end.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
(If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonsense_verse

Hey diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle.
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

I have a limerick.

There once lived a sailor named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing one t!t and her ass smelled like shit,
But think of the money he'd save.

Interesting and disturbing, both at once

There once was a man from McCrass,
who had fine balls, made of brass.
There came stormy weather,
his balls clanged together,
and sparks shot out of his ass.

EET'Z LYKE WON UV MAI JAPENEEZ ANEMAE!

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Japanese metal for the win. I love Head Phones President.

Also I will be endlessly amused at the fact that the vocalist, Anza Oyama, used to play Sailormoon in the Sailormoon musicals.

I remember that Sailor Moon show.

At my Elementary school all the guys would go to school and talk about Dragonball Z and all the girls would talk about Sailor Moon.

Edit: That music sounds terrible to me. Worse than American Metal.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Worse than American Metal.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I remember that Sailor Moon show.

At my Elementary school all the guys would go to school and talk about Dragonball Z and all the girls would talk about Sailor Moon.

Edit: That music sounds terrible to me. Worse than American Metal.

Sailor Moon was the shit, even better than DBZ imo.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Was that meant to imply something? Cannot tell.

I hate American Metal too.

Blasphemy.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Sailor Moon was the shit, even better than DBZ imo.

Damn straight 😊

Nah, not Blasphemy. I don't think any of it is good music.

Seriously?

That's just weird to me. I grew up on the likes of Metallica, Black Sabbath, etc. My mom and aunts are awesome 😛

Black Sabbath is British actually.

But yeah Metallica is the good shit.

I know that. I was talking about metal in general, not just American metal.

Whenever I listen to Master of Puppets it reminds me of Super Mario 64. When I was like 12 years old, I would listen to that CD while playing SM64 all the time 😛

I have been listening to Metal all month anticipating Brutal Legend, and listen to it extensively on the game, soundtrack is great.