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Joke's on all of you. I'm the manliest of all.

Do you have mutton chops? No?

Wanna know who had mutton chops? Charles Darwin. Obvious I am evolutionarily superior.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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Joke's on all of you. I'm the manliest of all.

This coming from the guy who day dreams about washing Link's abs ๐Ÿ˜‚

That may be the most well constructed insult I've ever seen you use. However: Your jab is rendered moot by the fact that I'm dating a lesbian. Now that, is manly. Mutton chops be damned.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That may be the most well constructed insult I've ever seen you use. However: Your jab is rendered moot by the fact that I'm dating a lesbian. Now that, is manly. Mutton chops be damned.

So do you nickname her "Zelda"?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That may be the most well constructed insult I've ever seen you use. However: Your jab is rendered moot by the fact that I'm dating a lesbian. Now that, is manly. Mutton chops be damned.
She's not a lesbian if she will do a guy. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

maybe shes not giving him any ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by NemeBro
She's not a lesbian if she will do a guy. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

She's a bi or maybe in reality, Screampaste looks like a chick but she doesn't know that yet.

Lawl.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
She's a bi or maybe in reality, Screampaste looks like a chick but she doesn't know that yet.
SP doesn't look like a chick lol. The only person who looks more masculine in game vs. is me. 131

Originally posted by NemeBro
SP doesn't look like a chick lol. The only person who looks more masculine in game vs. is me. 131

The B.S. Detector is going off the charts. 50%...75%...100%...125% OH S*** SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOW!!!

*BOOM*

*cough* *cough* I'M ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!! ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Originally posted by NemeBro
She's not a lesbian if she will do a guy. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Not necessarily.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Do you have mutton chops? No?

Wanna know who had mutton chops? Charles Darwin. Obvious I am evolutionarily superior.

Darwin was also bald and had a long white beard...HURRR.

~ I'm teh manliest of them all...well no I'm not, but that's why I have hot girls that are attracted to me srugdoped

Originally posted by Peach
Not necessarily.
Okay, "technically" you are right, lesbianism in its purest definition does not exclude male romantic interaction, only describing sexual attraction between females, similar to the case of homosexualities purest definition. Assuming this is what you were referring to, the term lesbian may mean more than what I personally know, dunno.

But in practice, as in popular US language, being a lesbian means you are only attracted to females, being attracted to both (You can prefer one gender to another, your standards for interaction with one may be higher) typically refers to bisexuality.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Darwin was also bald and had a long white beard...HURRR.

~ I'm teh manliest of them all...well no I'm not, but that's why I have hot girls that are attracted to me srugdoped

Which are epic traits of manliness, as is long hair similar to a Medieval warrior, like mine. 131

Unfortunately, I am actually so manly that t3h hot girls fear me for mah immense manly persona.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Okay, "technically" you are right, lesbianism in its purest definition does not exclude male romantic interaction, only describing sexual attraction between females, similar to the case of homosexualities purest definition. Assuming this is what you were referring to, the term lesbian may mean more than what I personally know, dunno.

But in practice, as in popular US language, being a lesbian means you are only attracted to females, being attracted to both (You can prefer one gender to another, your standards for interaction with one may be higher) typically refers to bisexuality.

Frankly, if the girl defines herself as a lesbian, then she is, even if she may be going out with a guy at that moment. I won't tell someone else how they are to define their sexuality.

It is possible to be primarily sexually attracted to one gender/sex (the two are different), but to find yourself attracted to someone of the gender/sex that you generally do not prefer. I personally identify (most of the time) as bisexual, though when it comes to sexual attractions, lesbian is probably closer to the mark - I do not find myself attracted, sexually, to guys. It is very rare that it happens. But on the flipside, I don't tend to have romantic attractions with girls, only guys, hence why I lean more towards defining myself as bisexual; that doesn't even cover the fact that most of the time I don't feel any sort of attraction at all. And sometimes, there are exceptions to the rule.

Gender and sexuality are rather complicated things that defy all sorts of traditional definitions, and everyone is going to define themselves differently. Let someone decide what they are, and worry about just yourself.

For the record:

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
maybe shes not giving him any ๐Ÿ˜

Accurate. But I can live with that. ๐Ÿ˜›

I think it's time to come out and tell you all that, yes, I'm straight.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which are epic traits of manliness, as is long hair similar to a Medieval warrior, like mine. 131

Unfortunately, I am actually so manly that t3h hot girls fear me for mah immense manly persona.

What I gathered from that was that you are fat.

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