Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which are epic traits of manliness, as is long hair similar to a Medieval warrior, like mine. 131

Unfortunately, I am actually so manly that t3h hot girls fear me for mah immense manly persona.

I take it "Pot-belly" is on your list of manly traits and one of your traits as well 313?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
What I gathered from that was that you are fat.

My thoughts exactly.

No, it is compacted muscle that gives me girth, like Kingpin. estahuh

So, I've been wonderign where the bells on my hats always go..
I just caught my little bastard cat chewing one off! D:<

Jerk. <_<; Good thing I stock up on the hats every winter.

I found something pretty damn cool.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No, it is compacted muscle that gives me girth, like Kingpin. estahuh

Yep, Nemebro is a pot-bellied, balding man with a white beard and some white hair.

Santa Claus 😱?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So, I've been wonderign where the bells on my hats always go..
I just caught my little bastard cat chewing one off! D:<

Jerk. <_<; Good thing I stock up on the hats every winter.

Be careful your cat doesn't run out of bells. It might move on to other things you cannot stock up on mmm

No. NemeBro is RAGE-bellied.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
No. NemeBro is RAGE-bellied.

Time for a stupid/sexist joke.

Do you know why they call a woman's midsection the "waist?"

Because there was room for a few more boobs.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yep, Nemebro is a pot-bellied, balding man with a white beard and some white hair.

Santa Claus 😱?

I was just texted a man having his penis bitten off.

So yeah.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I was just texted a man having his penis bitten off.

So yeah.

What the ****?

Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't recall saying I was balding, nor do I have white hair. Pot bellied is a misnomer in a way, it implies I have a bulbous stomach in comparison with the rest of my body, not really, I'm proportional, you dick.

Pics, nao, or it's not true estahuh

...How about a pic later? 😐

I'm not taking a pic nao, you douche, and don't steal my ****ing smilie. estahuh

Wait, what? Link me.

To what? 😐

Someone gettign their junk bitton off. 😐 Sounds like something to scar children with, and I cannot do so without a link.

How exactly do you propose I give you a link to a text message on my cell phone? 😐

I'm not sending the pic to my computer, uploading it, and showing you, if that is what you were thinking.

Why not? o:! I'd upload it for you! /guilt

What's so great about someone's junk getting bit off? Someone getting kicked in the junk is more hilarious.

YouTube video

😂

That's because I'm a better troll than you. 😛 I have uses for all sorts of odd images.