Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Obviously, we all demand high quality, and are willing to pay for it.

Also, I could beat you, Moo and ScreamPaste on a team against me in a swordfight. o_O

Jk.

Interesting fact:

There's a drawing of the Master sword with a /red/ hilt and gaurd in the booklet for Zelda II for NES.

Yeah, I know.

The pedestal that the LttP MS sits in does not have the image of the Triforce on it.

Also, it seems to have a will.

Damn right you were kidding, 5L. None can defeat JUSTICE!

Predetermination > Justice

I'd win cause mine's bigger. 😛

NO!
I win via speedblitz and Omnislash ver 666.

I have range, and a left handed stance on you.

I'm taller than you, therefore the range is mine.
My mind's eye is developed past that of the Lens of Truth. Your mind tricks wont work on me.

Nobody needs mindtricks. A punch to the face works much better.

Cyner cant reach anyone's face...

As a short guy, I resent that. Also, lefties always win. See Zelda.

Cyner doesn't count. He's short enough to step on.

Cut it out with the short jokes. D:<

If I remember right, Moo's short enough I'd have to unzip my pants to poke him in the eye..

Not really, but I haven't said that in awhile.

I'm ambidextrous o_O (what now?)

Your facial hair is formidable, but my blonde/blue eye combo will meet the challenge.

Yeah, actually it's a reversed situation, with you being the short guy.

I'm about as tall as Sook.

The Hooves of JUSTICE destroy you both.

****ign tall people and white people.

Alright, I still have the highest pain tolerance.

I'm 6' 3" 😄
I once spent the night on a mountain with no equipment.

I'm 5'8", you're the same height as Roob.

Also, that's not a feat. 😛

Myshit.

Big whoop. Mountains are harmless unless you're thousands of feet above sea level and there's animals to attack you.