Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem!

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

Best drunk joke ever by Nick Swardson:

"My friend sent me a text one night telling me he was going to a huge party. The next morning I texted him back asking him how it went. He sent a reply saying 'Dude...I punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend and shit my pants.' Then right after that he sent one saying 'I don't know which one to take care of first.'"

The three stages of drunkenness:

1. You pull it out, take a piss, but forget to shake it off.
2. You pull it out, shake it off, but forget to take a piss.
3. You take a piss, shake it off, but forget to pull it out.

I did some editing on the Wiki. I feel a little better. But I need to know more things that Cyner hates.

ZSS?

Oh that isn't anything. See, now if he hated gimmicks I wouldn't have to kick him in the testicles, because he'd hate TP like I do.

stop your hating.

I'm lonely. 🙁 No one to troll.

This is the teenage pop star everyone is crazy for?!

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*covers ears*

You're just in time, I was about to go out and find someone to trol lIRL, now I don't need to.

About time I found that ignore button. Thank God I do not have to listen to that stupid troll anymore.

Good call.

Ofcourse, this means I win.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
About time I found that ignore button. Thank God I do not have to listen to that stupid troll anymore.

You found out about the ignore button and Miley Cyrus just now?! And yes, she's terrible and should be banned from singing.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
You found out about the ignore button and Miley Cyrus just [b]now?! And yes, she's terrible and should be banned from singing. [/B]

I never bothered looking for the ignore button because I haven't found people annoying enough for me to want to find it but since ScreamPaste is becoming a jackass even more than before, I knew I had to find it right away.

I knew about Miley Cyrus eversince I saw her rap video and I'll spare you by not showing that. I never heard her other albums and when I heard her sing live in new york city, I knew that she needs to shut up and never sing again.

just saw zombieland the other day, loved it.

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Discuss.

Favorited. That game series is too win.

So why aren't Free For All type threads allowed?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
So why aren't Free For All type threads allowed?

No idea. One thing's for sure: most rules from the moderators suck bollocks and I'm just saying what everyone is thinking.