Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Cyner Too little too late

holy ****, i got so wasted that I'm only now even able to stand up without my head hurting. apparently using impairment of motor skills is a bad measurement for how drunk I am, I can do a hell of a lot of things very well while wasted.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

holy ****, i got so wasted that I'm only now even able to stand up without my head hurting. apparently using impairment of motor skills is a bad measurement for how drunk I am, I can do a hell of a lot of things very well while wasted.
G.J. Cyner. Also, yeah. I can do most things, just not type. 😐 Makes me incredible at video games. haermm

A good way to measure your drunkenness is to sit down and try to read something. If you're having trouble comprehending, stop drinking, or slow down.

Cyner Too little too late

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
G.J. Cyner. Also, yeah. I can do most things, just not type. 😐 Makes me incredible at video games. haermm

A good way to measure your drunkenness is to sit down and try to read something. If you're having trouble comprehending, stop drinking, or slow down.

I should have known when I could no longer tell the difference between wigglytuff and clefable, as I was playing silver, and a drinking game, at the same time.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

I should have known when I could no longer tell the difference between wigglytuff and clefable, as I was playing silver, and a drinking game, at the same time.
That's an even better sign than thinking you have two boomerangs.

What drinking game?

Cyner Too little too late

it's called one of three things, Captain dickhead, scategories, or FUBAR. I'm gonna blame you for this Screampaste, i'll tell you the whole story later when I find out if my computer still works or not. I'm on someone elses right now.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

K. 😑

/concerned.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

You guys are a bunch of drunks, lol.

MasterSword777 Restricted

I feel like I was bad I St Paddys day, I spent the whole night drinking English beer. New Castle is just too good.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Well I don't drink. So...
😐

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Your milk is stronger than any alcoholic beverage, Moo.

Burning thought Restricted

I am afraid to ask how you know that.... 😘

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Stop trying to get my semen, 5L.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Screampaste told me. He is always between Moo's le-...Oh, hi, Shin!

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

For 5L's sake, I hope he will be able to enjoy a 5'8" Canadanadian kicking his ass.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

I don't know, Moo. My ass is pretty high up above the ground. Kicking it would be challenging.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

I am quite confident that he could easily bring you down to his level and go Red Foreman on you.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Your confidence is misplaced. Size really has nothing to do with a fighters skill, however. I'm sure he can fight good. My best friend is about the same size as him, and we go toe-to-toe.
Of course, we've had training...

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Pain tolerance is a rather incredible advantage. Not to mention he is now the chosen wielder of The Fury.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Pain tolerance is something that should be a given in a great fighter. Randy Couture? The man feels no pain.