Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

You're board warriors, neither of you even have SOULS.

NemeBro Senior Member

Go graze for some grass you bovine pile of garbage.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're board warriors, neither of you even have SOULS.
Dawg, you was like countin down when da forum would unban you and whatnot, you has no room ta talk homie.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

I never claimed I had a soul, either. 131

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Well you know what, Neme?

link-rape

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Well you know what, Neme?

link-rape

Chicken butt.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Chickens are abominations.

NemeBro Senior Member

Taste better than moocows.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Did anyone know that there's gonna be a Kane & Lynch movie? Jamie Foxx is playing Lynch of all actors. I find it odd because Jamie is black and Lynch is white. That's like having Will Smith playing as Chris Redfield in a Resident Evil movie.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Chickens are abominations.

And yet you live with them.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Moocows are a Shade's delicacy. Especially when you fry them in a open flame alive.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Little do you know you have never tasted chicken. The colonel is a liar. He perverts nature by combining bovine DNA with that of a real chicken to make their "meat" taste the way it does. The truth is that chickens are similar to North Koreans, only, instead of lacking color, the chickens are so evil they have no taste.

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Did anyone know that there's gonna be a Kane & Lynch movie? Jamie Foxx is playing Lynch of all actors. I find it odd because Jamie is black and Lynch is white. That's like having Will Smith playing as Chris Redfield in a Resident Evil movie.

Which is funny, because Will Smith could make it look good

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Little do you know you have never tasted chicken. The colonel is a liar. He perverts nature by combining bovine DNA with that of a real chicken to make their "meat" taste the way it does. The truth is that chickens are similar to North Koreans, only, instead of lacking color, the chickens are so evil they have no taste.

Wait, did you just make a racist remark against Koreans?

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Little do you know you have never tasted chicken. The colonel is a liar. He perverts nature by combining bovine DNA with that of a real chicken to make their "meat" taste the way it does. The truth is that chickens are similar to North Koreans, only, instead of lacking color, the chickens are so evil they have no taste.
Agreed. Moocows are more tasty.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Wait, did you just make a racist remark against Koreans?

Yeah. Stole the joke from Lewis Black.

@Phanteros: You have never eaten a MooCow.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Yeah. Stole the joke from Lewis Black.

@Phanteros: You have never eaten a MooCow.

I did and I am about eat another one, right now!

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Fool. I am the only true MooCow. The rest of my bovine brethren are simply, cows.

And you could not conquer me if your life depended on it. My power is far too great. Just consider yourself lucky that I use it for JUSTICE!

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Little do you know you have never tasted chicken. The colonel is a liar. He perverts nature by combining bovine DNA with that of a real chicken to make their "meat" taste the way it does. The truth is that chickens are similar to North Koreans, only, instead of lacking color, the chickens are so evil they have no taste.
I eat moar than just KFC you four titted mongoloid.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

😆 The rest of those places don't even use chicken at all.