Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Phanteros3,949 pages

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Fool. I am the only true MooCow. The rest of my bovine brethren are simply, cows.

And you could not conquer me if your life depended on it. My power is far too great. Just consider yourself lucky that I use it for JUSTICE!

Shades don't give a crap about justice. Now hop on that plate.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Which is funny, because Will Smith could make it look good

I agree and disagree with your statement. Yeah, he could make a good Chris Redfield but the only flaw is the skin color. Not being racist or anything close to that but if people wanted to do a RE movie justice, they would try making the actor look similar to the character they're playing but since this is Hollywood we're talking about and since they went and made Claire Redfield look like Sarah Connor from the Terminator series, I say why the heck not, go ahead and make Chris black for all I care. While they're at it, they can go and make Arnold Schwarzeneggar play as Jack Krauser.

Lemme rephrase.

I EAT MOAR THAN JUST FAST FOOD.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Shades don't give a crap about justice. Now hop on that plate.

Then you are evil, and will never be happy in this life or those that follow.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Lemme rephrase.

I EAT MOAR THAN JUST FAST FOOD.

Still not even chicken. The colonel is the only one who ever bothered to.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Shades don't give a crap about justice. Now hop on that plate.

If you eat MooCow, you'll get horrific diarhea added with fart clouds in the form of the word 'JUSTICE'.

Shades don't live, they just exist.

No wonder you aren't happy.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Still not even chicken. The colonel is the only one who ever bothered to.
I have eaten chicken on an actual farm, prepared by an actual farmer, who actually made the chicken.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
No wonder you aren't happy.
Don't you pity me, Cow.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If you eat MooCow, you'll get horrific diarhea added with fart clouds in the form of the word 'JUSTICE'.
A risk I have to take.

The off-topic thread displeases me. REARRANGE! Lest I smite thee with my Fury.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I have eaten chicken on an actual farm, prepared by an actual farmer, who actually made the chicken.

Or so you think.

link-rape

Originally posted by Phanteros
Don't you pity me, Cow.

JUSTICE cannot help but pity the pitiable.

I said do not pity me! *black flames engulf Moocow*

I have a heated blanket more dangerous than that.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I have a heated blanket more dangerous than that.
Can your heated blanket protect you from flames that burn your mind into naught?

I've imagined naked women hotter than that fire.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I've imagined naked women hotter than that fire.
That really wasn't the answer I was looking for.

I'll bet that these aren't the droids you're looking for either.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'll bet that these aren't the droids you're looking for either.
Lol

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