Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by ScreamPaste3,949 pages

Originally posted by BloodRain
''it like a samarai sword right but has 2 sharp sides insted an a big purple thing on the part u hold it'' - someone on the net of what the MS is.
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.............mariofacepalm I'm off to commit genocide against stupid people.

^lolwut

What, it doesnt look like a katana to you? laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC5FIyfI8TA

Paste, have I shown you this before?

Well, a quick set of google searches yielded the following answers:

"It's an ornate longsword"
"It's an extravagant longsword"
"It looks like an arming sword" <--lolwut?
"It's the blade of evil's bane!"

I'm gonna stick with Oakeshott, and call it an XXa/XIIIc bastard sword.

Edit: Nope, CC, you have not. Will watch.

obscure sword terminology, is awesome.

that mod needs moar thousand sons and emperors children chapter :#

Do want Chaos Marine armour, yesz.

Its much much older then loyalist armor, and yet its somehow still much cooler. Maybe it has something to do with all those spikes and skulls.

Dark Angels are still my favourite chapter.

pfft monks and fools if you want a real chapter follow the word bearers O:<

**** the word bearers, the Dark Angels blew their own planet to smithereens to purge a few heretics! Manliness.

Edit:
Lion > Lemen. 131

pfft quit hiding it scream I remember how you told me the Ultramarines were your favorite chapter o:

I have a little difficulty keeping track of Space Marine Chapters, not that I've really ever tried. Sometimes it bugs me that's there only supposed to be 1 million Marines total (2 million counting traitors) in that huge galaxy.

pfft quit hiding it scream I remember how you told me the Ultramarines were your favorite chapter o:
I'd rather play IG than those filthy smurfs!

I have a little difficulty keeping track of Space Marine Chapters, not that I've really ever tried. Sometimes it bugs me that's there only supposed to be 1 million Marines total (2 million counting traitors) in that huge galaxy.

There's no real official count, but one for each planet is how the Empire wants it to be. Most chapters deviate from the codex astartes in some way, or smudge the numbers. Dark Angels especially seem to resent the codex, as do the Wolves. They're both legion sized chapters.

Edit: At heart, I'll always be a Tyranid fanboy.

Oh really so your going to insult the IG now eh bugboy well then ill remember this come the IG expansion. Then youll see JUST WHAT PAPER ARMOR AND FLASHLIGHTS CAN ****ING DO

**** your paper armour and flashlights, Nids need no armour, we go out there in our skin, and kill you by hosing you down with our hand penises! We kill you with our bug pen0r. 131 We are manly.

I've always been partial to the Imperial Guard. They're just normal people dealing with all the shit 40k throws at them, and that's freaking amazing.

No scream that just makes the nids gay and the only reason you can go out there in skin is because youve evolved to make your skin harder then a lot of armor so your still going with protection and gay weapondry. Im afraid that actually makes you the most UNMANLY race in warhammer

I've always been partial to the Imperial Guard. They're just normal people dealing with all the shit 40k throws at them, and that's freaking amazing.
There's a short story somewhere that says Imperial Guard can shrug off .44 calibre magnum shots against their bare skin and recieve only a bruise. ...Yeah... Warhammer... ๐Ÿ˜‘

No scream that just makes the nids gay and the only reason you can go out there in skin is because youve evolved to make your skin harder then a lot of armor so your still going with protection and gay weapondry.
You can't blame us for having superior skin, that's just plain racist. D=<

Also, we kill you by shooting flesh eating worms from penises that grow from our hands. We. Win. ๐Ÿ˜