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Extreme acts only, then?

Well, name an act that you think counts as necrophilia.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Well, name an act that you think counts as necrophilia.
Kissing a corpse would count. Whether I've done so, I'm not gonna say.

Suddenly I think Ms. Marvel is awesome... not exactly sure why...

Originally posted by Cyner
Suddenly I think Ms. Marvel is awesome... not exactly sure why...

its the booze awesome

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kissing a corpse, would count. Whether I've done so, I'm not gonna say.

Nah, a mother might kiss her dead baby. It doesn't count. Making out, however...

Originally posted by Cyner
Suddenly I think Ms. Marvel is awesome... not exactly sure why...
Because she is? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

All of this talk of sexual deviancy and necrophilia makes me want to go to my room and spank the black rod to a few of my own twisted little kinks.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
All of this talk of sexual deviancy and necrophilia makes me want to go to my room and spank the black rod to a few of my own twisted little kinks.
i hope black rod means children in some kind of third world cultural slang...

actually thats even worse ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Nah, a mother might kiss her dead baby. It doesn't count. Making out, however...

It still counts. Necrophilia isn't all about sex, mah boi. There's a whole set of sensations and such that go with it. I will admit to owning some human bones, which are very appealing to touch, and help me relax.

That's all you're getting. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
All of this talk of sexual deviancy and necrophilia makes me want to go to my room and spank the black rod to a few of my own twisted little kinks.
๐Ÿ˜„

Hmph. How long until THAT is socially acceptable, I wonder...

Shin, my diagnosis is that you are normal, and not a necron. I'm sorry.

Well, this is all riveting, but I'm gonna head out for the night. Later everyone.

Night, Xan. Have a good fap.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i hope black rod means children in some kind of third world cultural slang...

actually thats even worse ๐Ÿ˜

Yes my testicles are a third world country with a bunch of children just swimming around.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Night, Xan. Have a good fap.

Lol.

Shin, my diagnosis is that you are normal, and not a necron. I'm sorry.

Having an attraction doesn't mean acting on it at risk to yourself or others. Zoophiles don't always interact with animals, necrophiles don't always interact with corpses, and whether I have, and if I have, what happened, isn't really worth my public airing.

I will say I wouldn't be an open necro for no reason, we're not exactly looked upon well. It is an issue that may come up with any prospective friends or lovers, so I leave it in the open so it won't cause a problem later.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Hmph. How long until THAT is socially acceptable, I wonder...

Shin, my diagnosis is that you are normal, and not a necron. I'm sorry.

Horrible diagnosis and it's a good thing you're no doctor then. You don't have to have sex with a dead person to be labeled one, just like you (a man) don't have to have sex with a man to be bisexual or gay. If his penis gets aroused by dead women, bones, the thought of banging decayed vag or anything of the sort then he should be one. If he gets off to kissing dead women then I would label him as one.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Having an attraction doesn't mean acting on it at risk to yourself or others. Zoophiles don't always interact with animals, necrophiles don't always interact with corpses, and whether I have, and if I have, what happened, isn't really worth my public airing.

Lol, well, at least you are ashamed about it...

WP, you didn't catch the sarcasm in my words.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Horrible diagnosis and it's a good thing you're no doctor then. You don't have to have sex with a dead person to be labeled one, just like you (a man) don't have to have sex with a man to be bisexual or gay. If his penis gets aroused by dead women, bones, the thought of banging decayed vag or anything of the sort then he should be one. If he gets off to kissing dead women then I would label him as one.

This.

Like I said, I'm open so that anyone who'll be driven away by it will be driven away earlier on, rather than later.

THIS WORLD HAS FALLEN INTO CHAOS! WE, THE TYRANTS SHALL WALK ON YOUR SOIL AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS! WE FEAR NO THREATS, WE FEAR NO RESISTANCE, WE FEAR NO JUDGEMENT! YOU ARE TO WITNESS THE FALL OF THOSE WHO STAND OPPOSING US! OUR ROTTEN SKIN REPRESENTS THE DECAYING OF THIS COUNTRY! OUR LEFT EYE IS THE EYE THAT SEES ALL, WE NEED NOT THE RIGHT! OUR STRENGTH IS OF ATLAS, WE HOLD THIS WORLD SO IT DOESN'T FALL! WE ARE LEGION, WE ARE INVINCIBLE, WE ARE....

NEMESIS!!!