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Started by ScreamPaste3,949 pages

Fallout 3 is glorious.

Edit: I have a bad habit of stripping the female characters corpses and blowing all their limbs off.

you will not like my review >\

edit- that is mildly disturbing 0.0

You didn't like F3? HERESY!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
People jerk off in the shower. You sure you're not a closet necro?

Saves the time of having to clean up. Never do it in the tub though, you'll have that thing floating towards you at a slow speed but you'll be too stunned to move out of the way.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
whats the name of that delivery service who use brown colored vans to deliver all their shite?mmm

That made me laugh for some reason...

WP, that's f***ed up, man.

FO 1 & 2 were better

Originally posted by LLLLLink
That made me laugh for some reason...

i didnt even realize the implications of how i worded that until you responded to it ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Saves the time of having to clean up. Never do it in the tub though, you'll have that thing floating towards you at a slow speed but you'll be too stunned to move out of the way.
Lawl, don't have a bathtub where I am, just a shower, so it's a non-issue. =P

@Ms.Marvel: Wut? D: People kill people and stuff in F3 all the time, and cannibalise bodies, but I blow off a few limbs, and I'm disturbing? ๐Ÿ™

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
@Ms.Marvel: Wut? D: People kill people and stuff in F3 all the time, and cannibalise bodies, but I blow off a few limbs, and I'm disturbing? ๐Ÿ™

think of it like winning the special Olympics. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

I have a shiney gold medal, you don't. D:<

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lawl, don't have a bathtub where I am, just a shower, so it's a non-issue. =P

@Ms.Marvel: Wut? D: People kill people and stuff in F3 all the time, and cannibalise bodies, but I blow off a few limbs, and I'm disturbing? ๐Ÿ™

Dude, your sig has a pic of a skeleton dragging a naked child off to God knows where. You are disturbed, lol.

Today I convinced a gamestop employee that they wanted to buy FO 1 & 2 because they are incredible games

I'll have you know that's an image based on the black plague. The skeletons are Death, and he's dancing.

Originally posted by Cyner
Today I convinced a gamestop employee that they wanted to buy FO 1 & 2 because they are incredible games

Hey Cyner, you look like Kafei.

Whatever you say, Shin...

Also, I had a customer call today and ask me if there are laws against lying on the internet. I nearly died from laughing so hard...

Edit: what? I look nothing like that character...

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Hey Cyner, you look like Kafei.

Whatever you say, Shin...

I'm not disturbed. ๐Ÿ˜ Odd taste =/= disturbed.
Originally posted by Cyner
Also, I had a customer call today and ask me if there are laws against lying on the internet. I nearly died from laughing so hard...

Edit: what? I look nothing like that character...

LOL

I mean minus the purple hair, red eyes, childlike appearance and vulcan ears. Wait, you cant see his ears...

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I mean minus the purple hair, red eyes, childlike appearance and vulcan ears. Wait, you cant see his ears...
So, minus everything.

But yeah. I maintain I'm not disturbed. ๐Ÿ˜ I'm a normal human being, I just happen to have odd taste, that's not disturbed. Disturbed is .. A shitty band.

Edit: going to bed, gonna get my hands cold before I fap. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Disturbed is .. A shitty band.

this!

NECROPHILIA? IT GOES AGAINST THE VERY NATURE OF SANITY! WE THE TYRANTS MAY SEEM LIKE BLOOD THIRSTY ABOMINATIONS BUT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT WE CARE (ONLY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T ACT SO FRIGGIN WEIRD)! YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH FROM THE BAZOOKA OF JUSTICE THAT IS WIELDED BY THE MIGHTY NEMESIS

S.T.A.R.S.!