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General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I only broke one of mine in a duel. Guy tried to get fancy with flourishes, so I countered by powering right through him. Destroyed my weapon and his too (they were cheap) but I owned him.

My first was in an epic match where the both of us were pretty evenly matched, and we went for about 20 minutes without either of us landing a good blow. I parried hard enough to shoot sparks off the blades, and turned it into a thrust from mid range that snapped the tip of my foil cleanly off.

Originally posted by Peach
Yup, that's totally why you're moving up here.

So you can get your sword out of my car.

😂 😛


What other reason would I have? 😄

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by General Kaliero

What other reason would I have? 😄

Oh, I don't know... innocent

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
Oh, I don't know... innocent

...not retrieving my sword?

Oh wait, I totally missed the opportunity for a "sword won't fit in the suitcase" pun. Damn.

Peach mordrem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...not retrieving my sword?

Oh wait, I totally missed the opportunity for a "sword won't fit in the suitcase" pun. Damn.

Tsk, tsk.

Since when are you the type to pass up any sort of opportunity? 😛

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Originally posted by Peach
Amazingly enough, it isn't!

Last year at ACen he bought a wooden sword from the dealer's room, but it didn't fit in his suitcase. So I took it and was supposed to ship it to him, which I...never did. Whoops.

Reminds me of when I was like 12, I wanted to buy a sword from an anime convention, but I was too young. So, I paid off an older dude to get it for me. 🙂

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
Tsk, tsk.

Since when are you the type to pass up any sort of opportunity? 😛


While basking in my weapon-related machismo, apparently. hmm

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by General Kaliero
While basking in my weapon-related machismo, apparently. hmm

So is that what it's called, now? 😛

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by General Kaliero
While basking in my weapon-related machismo, apparently. hmm

Too cool for school.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
So is that what it's called, now? 😛

It could be! Do you have a larger suitcase? 😛

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It could be! Do you have a larger suitcase? 😛

No, you're just going to have to wait a few months 😛

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Waiting is lame.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Cursed. Foiled again!

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Cursed. Foiled again!

*flings something at you*

That was just bad.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Cursed. Foiled again!

Lol, do you do that a lot?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
*flings something at you*

That was just bad.


I'm sorry. I should be punished.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Lol, do you do that a lot?

What do you think?

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by LLLLLink
Lol, do you do that a lot?

Yes. He does.

palm

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I'm sorry. I should be punished.

What do you think?

Aarrrrrggggggh.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
Yes. He does.

palm

Aarrrrrggggggh.


Oh shush, you love it, dear. 😛

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Oh shush, you love it, dear. 😛

Shush yourself, love 😛

CosmicComet Senior Member

The corniness is like murder on this page.

Yet is strangely scintillating. man

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
Shush yourself, love 😛

Yes'm.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
The corniness is like murder on this page.

Yet is strangely scintillating. man


The way to a woman's heart is through puns. Horrible, desperate, hysterically bad ones.