Originally posted by linkownsyousobsYou'd probably scream in penis-shrivelling horror the first time you drew blood with a sword. 😛
you say that now... wait till your drunk. It's gonna happen... Your gonna remember this, your gonna do it, and then you'll be stuck there just like Neil. 😛I call bullshit. 😛 You give me the master sword I'm kicking some ass 😎
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
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You know what happened as soon as chubby cake boy got on the plane?
Now Silent Bob won't have to feel bad about himself anymore 😂
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what a cute, fat little bastard.
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
what a cute, fat little bastard.
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Originally posted by BloodRain
Anti-hero is the closest thing to hero anyone here would be.
I'd strive to be a hero, but it's a narrow path, and I'm easily distracted, we'll say. Also, I dunno if I could handle the PTS Link undoubtedly suffers from.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You'd probably scream in penis-shrivelling horror the first time you drew blood with a sword. 😛
In all seriousness, the only thing in Zelda I'd have have to worry about would be the hookshot.... I'm sorry, but if you give me a real one of those, I'm gonna end up hurting myself.... it'd be so much fun. 😆Well except for the bone shattering crunch on the way down. 🙁
Originally posted by linkownsyousobsthe first time you met anything else with a sword you'd probably wet yourself. 😐 Life or death combat is not fun. 😬
Just because I'm that manly 😎In all seriousness, the only thing in Zelda I'd have have to worry about would be the hookshot.... I'm sorry, but if you give me a real one of those, I'm gonna end up hurting myself.... it'd be so much fun. 😆Well except for the bone shattering crunch on the way down. 🙁
the hookshot is a fun concept, but I know I'd end up injuring myself as well. I'm cool like that.
but seriously, anyone on this forum dies in the freakin' deku tree.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
the first time you met anything else with a sword you'd probably wet yourself. 😐 Life or death combat is not fun. 😬the hookshot is a fun concept, but I know I'd end up injuring myself as well. I'm cool like that.
but seriously, anyone on this forum dies in the freakin' deku tree.
Before, or after I kick their ass?
😎
Gohma ain't got shit on me 😛
Behold, why I hate the Star Wars Expanded Universe.
A channer's take:
Gentlemen, let me start by saying that I am greatly honored to be chosen for command of such a magnificent vessel. That said, our insystem shakedown cruise has turned up a few minor issues that I would like to see remedied as soon as possible.1) We understand your desire to continue the classical stylized lines of the first star destroyer class vessels, and we appreciate your asthetic sense in that regard. However, strictly speaking, was it absolutely necessary to scale up the bridge tower directly? I must confess the foreward bridge window is a great distraction. Militarily, we feel that as is, the three kilometer tall window pane may provide too tempting a target for enemy forces we may engage. We've lost four helmsmen so far to vertigo as well, and we don't think this is in the best interests of the vessel's well-being.
2) The sheer size of our vessel, while a glorious symbol of the mighty Emperor, which we all appreciate completely, has become apparent to us all. My intial briefing tour of the vessel took six days to complete, and the travel tubes were based on the design in use aboard rhe slightly smaller Executor-class vessels. Travel time being prohibitive, we were forced to camp out in the corridors of the major sectors when we stopped for the night. Furthermore, since our crew quarters sections are located entirely within the aft dorsal sectors, both our Engineering crew and ground forces complements have built tent cities within their own sections, and are living there.
3) On a similar note, regarding the unfortunate loss of our last CMO, we have finally decided that the staff requirements of this vessel are creating further problems. For instance, our Chief Engineer has begun the habit of signing his reports, "Chief Marshall, Soveriegn Nation of Ree'Ak'tor." He has since sealed off those decks, and started a war. The war in question is against his apparent rival, the commander of our ground forces near the main flightdeck, who has taken to calling himself "Bringer of the Apocalypse."
Survaillance records indicate that they have since stopped wearing their armor, and have begun smearing their bodies with industrial cleaning fluid and lubricants before launching raids upon the Engineering department. We believe that they have begun ritualistically sacrificing one of our TIE-fighter pilots before each attack to bring them luck.
Aside from a minor note that some of our turbolaser turret gunners may have starved to death when their food shipments were cut off by the warzone, there is little else to remark on, save that in our first tactical drill, during the course of a two-hour right turn, we failed to halt our rotation with the result of the subsequent and very unfortunate destruction of the entire Coruscant 4th Defensive Fleet. I've made a note to send out letters of regret the moment we reaquire contact with our communications room at the bow of the vessel. That of course is the reason why this message had to be sent to your offices via pen, paper, and one of our probe droids. I beg forgivness for the clerical difficulties that may cause.
