Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Captain America's biggest issue is his name, imho. Non-Americans have a hard time getting past the idea that the dude is essentially wearing the American flag.

non-americans need to nut the hell up >\

Since Kratos destroyed Greek Mythology, how interesting would it be if he went after Norse mythology next? I think that instead of Santa Montica making their own version of Thor, they should talk with Marvel (or Disney) to see if they can get Marvel's Thor in a game fighting Kratos.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Since Kratos destroyed Greek Mythology, how interesting would it be if he went after Norse mythology next? I think that instead of Santa Montica making their own version of Thor, they should talk with Marvel (or Disney) to see if they can get Marvel's Thor in a game fighting Kratos.

for one: Norse deities are far manlier, and would kick Kratos' ass. For two, this is a terrible idea.

😂

its true they are. norse gods dont **** around

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
mariofacepalm

for one: Norse deities are far manlier, and would kick Kratos' ass. For two, this is a terrible idea.

Hey, it was just a thought, I wasn't really being serious so need to facepalm Mario-style. But wait a sec, what makes Norse gods >>> Greek gods?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
[Bnorse gods dont **** around [/B]

Neither does Kratos.

Do you know what Ragnarok is? 😛

SECONDS LATER!?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f77/t530628.html

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Do you know what Ragnarok is? 😛

Gods at war, some die, all the lands go underwater, they resurface, and two humans repopulating the world. Your point?

Glad to see you googled for the Wikipedia.

My point is: The Norse gods are so much manlier than the Greek gods that they do all that shit Kratos did to each other /on purpose/.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
iron man sucks.

hes better than captain america though

You are filthy.

Where do you live? I need to know what house to never save again.

Whatever. Norse gods still died in ridiculous ways though. Odin gets eaten and dies, Thor gets bitten by a snake and dies, and Tyr fought some dog and they both died. If Monica ever gets Kratos to fight Norse gods, I can imagine Kratos killing said snake and probably using its fangs as weapons which would mean poor old Thor although even without the snake, Kratos still rapes Thor.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Whatever. Norse gods still died in ridiculous ways though. Odin gets eaten and dies, Thor gets bitten by a snake and dies, and Tyr fought some dog and they both died. If Monica ever gets Kratos to fight Norse gods, I can imagine Kratos killing said snake and probably using its fangs as weapons which would mean poor old Thor although even without the snake, Kratos still rapes Thor.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Boy, you are foolish. 😐

You're the one who's foolish here. You say you play all the GoW games and yet here you are believing that Kratos would get his ass kicked. Somebody is blind here and it isn't me.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Whatever. Norse gods still died in ridiculous ways though. Odin gets eaten and dies, Thor gets bitten by a snake and dies, and Tyr fought some dog and they both died. If Monica ever gets Kratos to fight Norse gods, I can imagine Kratos killing said snake and probably using its fangs as weapons which would mean poor old Thor although even without the snake, Kratos still rapes Thor.

Kratos has forced anal homosexual activity against Thor's wishes?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You're the one who's foolish here. You say you play all the GoW games and yet here you are believing that Kratos would get his ass kicked. Somebody is blind here and it isn't me.

Kratos would not survive in Norse Myth. Mjolnir + spartan skull = bad day.

"Thor was challenged to a drinking contest, and could not empty a horn which was filled not with mead but was connected to the ocean. This action started tidal changes. And finally, Thor wrestled an old woman, Elli, who was Old Age, something no one can beat, to one knee."

HEROIC. Zeus? Dude's a pussy. 131

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You are filthy.

Where do you live? I need to know what house to never save again.

shut up.

JUSTICE! cannot be silenced!