Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Someone outside my friend's house just said they have a hard-on like a Metapod...

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Whatever. Norse gods still died in ridiculous ways though. Odin gets eaten and dies, Thor gets bitten by a snake and dies, and Tyr fought some dog and they both died. If Monica ever gets Kratos to fight Norse gods, I can imagine Kratos killing said snake and probably using its fangs as weapons which would mean poor old Thor although even without the snake, Kratos still rapes Thor.

These statements pain me.

Odin is killed by Fenrir, a monstrous wolf who bit off the right hand of the god Tyr and was strong enough to break iron chains forged by Jotunn (giants). Thor dies after slaying Jörmungandr, a snake so large it could wrap around the world and grasp its own tail in its mouth. Tyr dies killing Garmr, the guard dog of Helheim, which makes him basically Cerberus' bigger, meaner, more badass cousin.

Norse mythology puts anything the Greeks came up with to shame. When Ragnarok approaches, all the Norse gods know who is fated to die, and yet fight on regardless purely for the glory of death in battle.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
These statements pain me.

Odin is killed by Fenrir, a monstrous wolf who bit off the right hand of the god Tyr and was strong enough to break iron chains forged by Jotunn (giants). Thor dies after slaying Jörmungandr, a snake so large it could wrap around the world and grasp its own tail in its mouth. Tyr dies killing Garmr, the guard dog of Helheim, which makes him basically Cerberus' bigger, meaner, more badass cousin.

Norse mythology puts anything the Greeks came up with to shame. When Ragnarok approaches, all the Norse gods know who is fated to die, and yet fight on regardless purely for the glory of death in battle.

This.

Also, what I said.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
"Thor was challenged to a drinking contest, and could not empty a horn which was filled not with mead but was connected to the ocean. This action started tidal changes. And finally, Thor wrestled an old woman, Elli, who was Old Age, something no one can beat, to one knee."

HEROIC. Zeus? Dude's a weemp. 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
This.

Also, what I said.


For the record, dude, don't use that kind of language around here, capische?

Wimp. uhuh

Norse mythology makes Greek mythology look like nursery rhymes.

(want to know what's epic? Learning about Norse mythology. In German. To read the Ring of the Nibelung. Yeah. It was ****ing awesome.)

Norse has Magni which is basically what Kratos is except he doesn't die.

I like Norse mythology, and turtles.

It pains me to say it but I guess Norse wins and now like the samurais, I stab myself for failing although thanks to my amazing healing factors, I'm alright.

Onto a different discussion. Has anyone ever played the videogame Michigan: Report from Hell?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
It pains me to say it but I guess Norse wins and now like the samurais, I stab myself for failing although thanks to my amazing healing factors, I'm alright.

Onto a different discussion. Has anyone ever played the videogame Michigan: Report from Hell?


Samurai, and they didn't actually do that. The code of Bushido is like the code of what good teenagers should do. AKA, everything they don't do because it's less fun and cool.

Also, I've never heard of this game.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
That part still cracks me up.

What was the name of that particular show anyway? Or was it just a random bit for Comedy Central?

Spiderman 3 was crap. Except for the black suit, which is pretty much the only saving grace IMO.

There's a huge gap between KA and S3.

Here it is.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yeah, it is primarily Canadian. I was thinking of Comedy Central at first >__>

You should watch the entire episode. Tis approximately 45 minutes. It's his best performance IMO.
Maybe I'm biased since it's the first of his performances that I watched.

He does have a Comedy Central one. Red, White, and Brown.

So, anybody ever read The Dresden Files? Thor recently made an appearance, which this discussion reminded me of.

^ That's Harry Dresden, the protagonist, riding a zombie dinosaur. More specifically, it's Sue, the most complete skeleton ever found that currently resides in Chicago's museum.

The Field Museum of Natural History, in fact. I've seen Sue a bunch of times. I haven't been to the Field Museum in a few years, though, sadly...

Also GK won't believe me when I tell him he can't ride a dinosaur 😛

Originally posted by The Scenario
So, anybody ever read The Dresden Files? Thor recently made an appearance, which this discussion reminded me of.

^ That's Harry Dresden, the protagonist, riding a zombie dinosaur. More specifically, it's Sue, the most complete skeleton ever found that currently resides in Chicago's museum.

ive never read any of the series.

however that picture is awesome and worthy of being in a motivational poster.

I love the PlayStation Store for having so much Anime. First I'm collecting all episodes from Witchblade, second will be Clannad.

Tyrannosaurs ftw.

Edit: You pay for anime?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You pay for anime?

If it's free, I'd like to know where to go and it better not be illegal.

1. Witchblade is a terrible show
2. don't pay for anime when you can watch it for free.

Well, despite my general distaste for anime, I haz some friends who enjoy it by the boatload, and directed me to a couple sites which host massive amounts of it. Paying Sony to see some 8 colour cartoons you can get in multiple languages online for free is kinda wasteful.

I don't like alot of Anime. My favorites are Gurren Lagann, Mezzo Forte and Detroit Metal City.