Originally posted by Nemesis X
Whatever. Norse gods still died in ridiculous ways though. Odin gets eaten and dies, Thor gets bitten by a snake and dies, and Tyr fought some dog and they both died. If Monica ever gets Kratos to fight Norse gods, I can imagine Kratos killing said snake and probably using its fangs as weapons which would mean poor old Thor although even without the snake, Kratos still rapes Thor.
Odin is killed by Fenrir, a monstrous wolf who bit off the right hand of the god Tyr and was strong enough to break iron chains forged by Jotunn (giants). Thor dies after slaying Jörmungandr, a snake so large it could wrap around the world and grasp its own tail in its mouth. Tyr dies killing Garmr, the guard dog of Helheim, which makes him basically Cerberus' bigger, meaner, more badass cousin.
Norse mythology puts anything the Greeks came up with to shame. When Ragnarok approaches, all the Norse gods know who is fated to die, and yet fight on regardless purely for the glory of death in battle.
Originally posted by General KalieroThis.
These statements pain me.Odin is killed by Fenrir, a monstrous wolf who bit off the right hand of the god Tyr and was strong enough to break iron chains forged by Jotunn (giants). Thor dies after slaying Jörmungandr, a snake so large it could wrap around the world and grasp its own tail in its mouth. Tyr dies killing Garmr, the guard dog of Helheim, which makes him basically Cerberus' bigger, meaner, more badass cousin.
Norse mythology puts anything the Greeks came up with to shame. When Ragnarok approaches, all the Norse gods know who is fated to die, and yet fight on regardless purely for the glory of death in battle.
Also, what I said.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
"Thor was challenged to a drinking contest, and could not empty a horn which was filled not with mead but was connected to the ocean. This action started tidal changes. And finally, Thor wrestled an old woman, Elli, who was Old Age, something no one can beat, to one knee."HEROIC. Zeus? Dude's a weemp. 131
Originally posted by Nemesis X
It pains me to say it but I guess Norse wins and now like the samurais, I stab myself for failing although thanks to my amazing healing factors, I'm alright.Onto a different discussion. Has anyone ever played the videogame Michigan: Report from Hell?
Also, I've never heard of this game.
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
That part still cracks me up.What was the name of that particular show anyway? Or was it just a random bit for Comedy Central?
Spiderman 3 was crap. Except for the black suit, which is pretty much the only saving grace IMO.
There's a huge gap between KA and S3.
Here it is.
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yeah, it is primarily Canadian. I was thinking of Comedy Central at first >__>You should watch the entire episode. Tis approximately 45 minutes. It's his best performance IMO.
Maybe I'm biased since it's the first of his performances that I watched.
He does have a Comedy Central one. Red, White, and Brown.
Originally posted by The Scenario
So, anybody ever read The Dresden Files? Thor recently made an appearance, which this discussion reminded me of.^ That's Harry Dresden, the protagonist, riding a zombie dinosaur. More specifically, it's Sue, the most complete skeleton ever found that currently resides in Chicago's museum.
ive never read any of the series.
however that picture is awesome and worthy of being in a motivational poster.