Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Nemesis X3,949 pages

WoG?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...the ****?

Honestly, men are attracted to the posterior due to evolution. Mating face-to-face is a relatively new concept for primates, and we still have that conditioning coded into our DNA.

Lol, you've seen monkeys mate? 😆

*sigh*

NEMESIS. ANSWER.

Originally posted by Peach
Except there are no answers.

Ms. Marvel said she didn't think the character was hot, you said "What if I said Asuka wasn't hot", she responded that you're silly, and then you went off on that little diatribe. It was out of nowhere and had nothing to do with anything.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
WoG?

Word of God

Originally posted by Peach
*sigh*

NEMESIS. ANSWER.

I only said that because I thought she thought I liked Masane the most and so she got jealous.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I only said that because I thought she thought I liked Masane the most and so she got jealous.

...why would she get jealous of you liking a fictional character?

😂 nemesis is having delusions of grandeur.

Nemesis is having delusions of adequacy...

Why yes, I was listening to Weird Al today.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...the ****?

Honestly, men are attracted to the posterior due to evolution. Mating face-to-face is a relatively new concept for primates, and we still have that conditioning coded into our DNA.

Nemesis got it backwards. There was an actual theory at some point that men are attracted to breasts because they resemble the butt, not the other way around.

Animal Planet/Discovery Channel FTW.

Originally posted by Peach
...why would she get jealous of you liking a fictional character?

From AskMen.com:

She'll likely assume, in fact, that you're attracted to every living thing with two breasts and try to limit your exposure to them. This does not exclude attractive women on TV and movies, even if they're out of reach or entirely fictional.

ermm

Originally posted by Nemesis X
From AskMen.com:

The fact you're getting advice from a site like that assures you will never actually understand women.

Get out there and screw up a few times, learn from it, and adapt. Be a hunter! Following an online magazine's advice is passive and unmanly.

Originally posted by Nemesis X

Ah, one of my favorite facepalm pix.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
From AskMen.com:

Yes, that's such a great source. Guess what. Most people are not actually like that.

And again, why would she be jealous of you thinking a fictional character is hot?

Originally posted by Peach
Yes, that's such a great source. Guess what. Most people are not actually like that.

And again, why would she be jealous of you thinking a fictional character is hot?

You can't actually know what everyone does.

She likes my ignorant self and is jealous that I may like a hot fictional woman more than her. Makes sense.

its true.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
its true.

...are you jealous of that zeppilin-chested witch, Ms. Marvel?

i am. thinking of that fictional hussie attracting all of the attention of my sixteen year old god, nemesis the Adonis of men. sets my teeth on edge. i cant even talk in proper sentences, the rage is so consuming.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i am. thniking of that fictional hussie attracting all of the attention of my sixteen year old god, nemesis the Adonis of men. sets my teeth on edge. i cant even talk in proper sentences, the rage is so consuming.

There there, dear. It'll be okay.

Oh, if only we men weren't so one-dimensional and - BOOBS.